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        09-22-2012, 02:30 AM
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    Only horse people...
    * Believe in the 11th Commandment: Inside leg to outside rein.
    * Know that all topical medications come in either indelible blue, neon yellow or purple.
    * Think nothing of eating a sandwich after mucking out stables.
    * Know why a thermometer has a foot of string attached to one end of it.
    * Are banned from Laundromats.
    * Fail to associate whips, chains and leather with sexual deviancy.
    * Can magically lower their voices five octaves to bellow at a pawing horse.
    * Have a language all their own "If he pops his shoulder, I have to close that hand and keep pushing with my seat in case he sucks back".
    * Will end relationships over their hobby.
    * Cluck to their cars to help them up hills.
    * Insure their horses for more than their cars.
    * Will give you 20 names and reasons for that bump on your horse.
    * Know more about their horse's nutrition than their own.
    * Have neat's-foot oil stains on the carpet right next to the TV.
    * Have a vocabulary that can make a sailor blush.
    * Have less wardrobe than their horse.
    * Engage in a hobby that is more work than their day job.
         

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