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    02-16-2012, 09:25 AM
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Weanling
Exclamation Potential Danger of Horse Hair....

Potential Danger of Horse Hair… This is a public service announcement.
In a press release today, the National Institute of Health has announced the discovery of a potentially dangerous substance in the hair of horses. This substance, called "amobacter equuii" has been linked with the following symptoms in females:
* Reluctance to cook, clean or do housework.
* Reluctance to wear make-up, good clothes or heels.
* Reluctance to spend money on home or car repairs until after "baby" has trimmed hooves, pad, blanket, tack, grain, hay & supplements.
* "Amobacter equuii" usually results in long hours away from home and exhaustion which may lead to a loss of physical contact with other humans (especially husbands).
* "Amobacter equuii" is thought to be addictive, driving the need for additional sources - this may lead to a "herd mentality" or, like the potato chip commercial, "you can’t have just one".
Beware! If you come in contact with a female human infected by this substance, be prepared to talk about horses for hours.
Surgeon General’s Warning: Horses are expensive, addictive and may impare the ability to use common sense.
"Amobacter equuii" is usually found in females but can occasionally infect males as well.
     
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    02-16-2012, 10:14 AM
  #2
Green Broke
Haha I love this!! I thought this was serious and my first though was "What a load of bull crud!"
     
    02-16-2012, 10:16 AM
  #3
Weanling
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Originally Posted by Kayella    
Haha I love this!! I thought this was serious and my first though was "What a load of bull crud!"

LMAO! that's why I posted it, figured people would be like WTH?!
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    02-16-2012, 10:21 AM
  #4
Green Broke
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Originally Posted by Evansk    
LMAO! that's why I posted it, figured people would be like WTH?!
Definitely had me going for a second!
     
    02-16-2012, 10:25 AM
  #5
Teen Forum Moderator
Same here! I'm sad to say that I'm almost 100% sure that I'm affected by amobacter equuii. Maybe I should turn myself in to the government?
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    02-16-2012, 10:31 AM
  #6
Weanling
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Originally Posted by Endiku    
same here! I'm sad to say that I'm almost 100% sure that I'm affected by amobacter equuii. Maybe I should turn myself in to the government?
Maybe... But they might use you for testing to make a vaccine ! Hahahah and we don't need that..
     
    02-16-2012, 10:32 AM
  #7
Showing
Love it! :)
     
    02-16-2012, 10:50 AM
  #8
Yearling
Is it the underlying ingredient in this harmful drug, taken by thousands of children and adults? EQUASY
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    02-16-2012, 11:03 AM
  #9
Green Broke
Well, I have all the symptons,so I'm sure I have a full-blown case it it-LOL.
     
    02-16-2012, 12:04 PM
  #10
Yearling
I'm pretty sure I've contracted this as well...I must have caught it from the other ladies at my barn, they have similar symptoms...
     

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