Muahahaha MHFQ you are so evil.
A while ago my the fella was a 6ft6 rugby player, and couldn't understand the fascination. Constantly ribbed me for sitting on my behind all the time.
So I took him to the yard one day, and made him put a bomber hat on, got him on my old 17.2hh gelding. Walked him round a couple of times, then stood back and filmed.
WOAH PONY, STOP. HALT.. and the best one SIIIITTTT I was dying with laughter.. this big, rough tough guy petrified of this horse, who wasn't even picking up his feet properly to walk!
Then he was an absolute butt to me,
so for his leaving do I sent the video to the organiser, a good friend, and it ruined his rufty toughty image MUAHAHAHA