Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: Alberta, Canada
Nick: Hello Tequila, I’m Nick.
Chip: And I’m Chip!
Nick and Chip: We’re here to help you, uh-huh. *vigorous head nodding* We believe you!
Nick: I’m an old hand at stump monsters. Known them from when I was a little colt in the field. They are evil and sneaky, like garden gnomes. You’re right to be wary of them!
Chip: I’m younger but I know about them too. See, humans lack that special sense we have, that horse sense. They don’t see the monsters! And don’t get me started on those darn garden gnomes, hateful little buggers.
Nick: That’s right, but they understand we’re aware of them. All the monsters. The stump monsters, the puddle monsters, blowing leaf monsters, garden gnomes, all of them.
Chip: You have to be brave!
Nick: You have to be bold!
Chip and Nick: You have to overcome this fear, for yourself and for your owner!
Chip: because she’s unaware, so you have to protect her.
Nick: Uh-huh. So try next time to be bold and ignore where the stump monsters used to be.
Chip: Yeah, concentrate on the more important things.
Nick and Chip: LIKE TREATS!
Sometimes I wrestle with my demons. Sometimes we just snuggle.