Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: Alberta, Canada
Nick: Hello Tequila, Iím Nick.
Chip: And Iím Chip!
Nick and Chip: Weíre here to help you, uh-huh. *vigorous head nodding* We believe you!
Nick: Iím an old hand at stump monsters. Known them from when I was a little colt in the field. They are evil and sneaky, like garden gnomes. Youíre right to be wary of them!
Chip: Iím younger but I know about them too. See, humans lack that special sense we have, that horse sense. They donít see the monsters! And donít get me started on those darn garden gnomes, hateful little buggers.
Nick: Thatís right, but they understand weíre aware of them. All the monsters. The stump monsters, the puddle monsters, blowing leaf monsters, garden gnomes, all of them.
Chip: You have to be brave!
Nick: You have to be bold!
Chip and Nick: You have to overcome this fear, for yourself and for your owner!
Chip: Cuz sheís unaware, so you have to protect her.
Nick: Uh-huh. So try next time to be bold and ignore where the stump monsters used to be.
Chip: Yeah, concentrate on the more important things.
Nick and Chip: LIKE TREATS!
Sometimes I wrestle with my demons. Sometimes we just snuggle.