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    10-07-2011, 11:25 AM
  #1
Weanling
A scary thing happened..

This is Tequila a.k.a Chicken Horse my mom does not know I am on this thing but I had to tell you guys about a scary thing that happened yesterday while my mom was riding me. We started to go into the ring we ride in everyday and those scary stump monsters were no longer there were they were suspose to be so I could keep an eye on them so I got scared and thought maybe they had sprouted legs and were going to sneak up on me so I stopped real quick and stepped sidewide ways and the next thing I knew my mom was on the ground beside me. I don't know why she was down there so I gave her my what on earth are you doing look. She got up and said to me you silly horse first you were afraid of the stumps, now your afraid cause the stumps are not there. I can't help it if she does not belive in stump monsters when I know they exsist and eat horses like me for dinner. Anyways I was a good girl after my mom lead me to were the stumps were and I got to look around and make sure they were not hiding and waiting for me to come by so they could pounce on me, after all I was looking out for my mom to cause they might eat her to. I even stayed at a walk for my mom instead of gaiting almost the whole time see was riding me so she still gave me a carrot when she put me back in my stall. I got to go now but I want all of you to remember to watch out for stump monsters they are evil!
     
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    10-07-2011, 11:33 AM
  #2
Started
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    10-07-2011, 01:19 PM
  #3
Yearling
Nick: Hello Tequila, Iím Nick.

Chip: And Iím Chip!

Nick and Chip: Weíre here to help you, uh-huh. *vigorous head nodding* We believe you!

Nick: Iím an old hand at stump monsters. Known them from when I was a little colt in the field. They are evil and sneaky, like garden gnomes. Youíre right to be wary of them!

Chip: Iím younger but I know about them too. See, humans lack that special sense we have, that horse sense. They donít see the monsters! And donít get me started on those darn garden gnomes, hateful little buggers.

Nick: Thatís right, but they understand weíre aware of them. All the monsters. The stump monsters, the puddle monsters, blowing leaf monsters, garden gnomes, all of them.

Chip: You have to be brave!

Nick: You have to be bold!

Chip and Nick: You have to overcome this fear, for yourself and for your owner!

Chip: because sheís unaware, so you have to protect her.

Nick: Uh-huh. So try next time to be bold and ignore where the stump monsters used to be.

Chip: Yeah, concentrate on the more important things.

Nick and Chip: LIKE TREATS!
     
    10-07-2011, 01:26 PM
  #4
Weanling
Thanks Chip and Nick I will remember to try to remain calm for my mom that way I get more treats! LOL
     
    10-07-2011, 02:08 PM
  #5
Foal
Lol this totally made me chuckle and all the people in the docs office looked at me like I was a little.....insane lol
     
    10-07-2011, 03:15 PM
  #6
Trained
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    10-07-2011, 08:41 PM
  #7
Banned
This is Indie, jacked the computer when my *human* went to her early bed time.
Stop being a wimp.
Next time you see those stumps. KILL THEM ALL!
That's what I'd do anyways. Once you show those monsters whose boss, they tend to keep their distance, that's why I make sure to always bolt at them and prance real high with my head in the air and tail up as high as it will go... my human thinks I'm scared, but I'll tell you guys, its intimidation!
     
    10-07-2011, 10:10 PM
  #8
Weanling
Thats a great idea Indie that's what I will do next time! I will scare them monsters so bad they won't never come around to scare me no more.
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    10-07-2011, 11:47 PM
  #9
Weanling
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Sorry guys, I tried to get my horse to be cool and reply and all he did was try to eat the keyboard.
     
    10-08-2011, 12:20 AM
  #10
Foal
Hi it's Bliss here! I TOTALLY KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN! I am always finding these hidden dangers all over the place that my mom can't see. I swear, I have no clue how she made it alive all these years without me there to protect her. And she also did that funny jumping-to-the-ground thing one time when I jumped away from scary thing! Geez, humans these days.
     

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