I think I've gotten all of these! My horse is lame right now and I was telling my aunt and she was all 'you don't like your horse anymore?'
And, yeah, the you've-got-horses-you-must-be-rich thing.
I've learned not to tell guys my age that I ride horses because they turn all sleaze and only hear 'I like to ride'
"OMG why are you hiring someone to cut his feet off?? I thought you said he wasn't that tall!" < coworker
"Ewww, you have to clean his penis? What if he 'gets attracted to you' during?" < my mom
"Don't feed your horse that watermelon, if there is a seed in there it actually will grow in their stomach because they are big enough" < actually a horse person