"You smell like horse." No duh. I do have an 1100 lb 5yr old baby. Who just happens to live in a barn. I'm pretty sure being my mom you would know I have a horse.
"Is your horse a thoroughbred? They are the only real horses worth something."
"Aren't Appaloosas ponies?(Looking at me with astonished eyes and a tone to match)" Just saying I know there are pony size apps but mine is 16hh. And being a bigger rider it kind of annoys me. ( 5 ft 9in, about 220 lb. I ride at 22% of my horses weight.)
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