"Your horse stays outside in winter?? But he's freezing!"
"Why aren't your arms strong? You said you ride horses, that means you have to steer their heads using physical power, isn't that right?"
"Doesn't it hurt walking, if he has no shoes? "
"Horses are just so dumb, with their big heads and glassy eyes. I used to see one in childhood and he was just standing around." (lulwut??)
"Riding is easy. I once sat on a horse, it walked and trotted a little and I didn't fall off. You must be just imagining things that training is essential."
"What does "gelding" mean? WHAT??? "
I will try to remember some more! Oh, and I was once challenged by a guy who is a fan of extreme sports to compete with him in galloping, because he thought riding is sooo easy, just sitting on a horse and holding on, and steering really hard with hands - though he had never been on a horse before.