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#1 ·
So the vet came out to the farm the other day. Now in my head I had an image of someone like the male vet where I work, you know, an older friendly man with pictures of his grandkids around the office.

Up pulls the vets truck, and an attractive, tall dark, YOUNG man steps out.

Wait, THATS the vet?!:clap:

Well hell-lo doctor!

And let me point out that I'm in my early 20s, a huge animal lover, and SINGLE.

"Oh Doctor, could you bend over and take a look at Spirits foot, I think something's wrong. Oh thats normal *giggle giggle* opsies, my bad. Since shes ok, want me to show you around? The other horses, the hay loft..."

Lol, j/k, but it was on my mind!

I think Spirit is going to need weekly vet visits from now on... :mrgreen:
 
#2 ·
ok here is the battle plan.


"HELP! Spirit has these strange crusty things on the inside of all his legs! You must come now!

Oh thoughs are just chestnuts well sorry my bad, but hey while your here... do yah want a drink..or 10! Then we can go see if there is any..um bugs in the hay."

;P
 
#3 ·
^ I completely agree with this :D lol

I also like the idea of him coming out for a routine visit and you "accidentally" trip over something and "sprain" your ankle. See if he is any good with people as he is with horses ;)
 
#5 ·
I think Spirit is going to need weekly vet visits from now on... :mrgreen:
You'll go bankrupt then, lady! Better invite him to the pub - will be cheaper on you! :rofl:
 
#7 ·
Haha, I used to have a smokin' hot farrier. Loved it! He was quite flirty as well. Apparently whenever he went out to do my friends horse he talked non stop about his girlfriend, but he NEVER mentioned one to me. I'm gonna go ahead and pretend that meant something. Somehow, even though I wear nasty old clothes at the yard I always seemed to have nice shorts and a cute top when the farrier was due. lol

I don't have that farrier any more, because I found another that does a better job on my horses' feet. Let that be a testament to my love for those horses. I chose happy feet over hawtness.

It's not all bad though. My new equine dentist is pretty easy on the eyes....
 
#8 ·
Yes, but the dentist does not visit near as often as the farrier does.

I am impressed at you picking a better quality farrier over the cuteness.
I admit, I probably would do the same. Darn it, having our priorities right just sucks sometimes.


I would guess that most farriers, vets, and dentists realize that they are drooled over by the mostly female horse owning population.
 
#10 ·
I know, Once a year! Dang it! Roll on November!! lol
Tbh, I'm impressed at myself! But what kind of responsible owner would I be if I didn't put my equines first? I've had to write off that particular farrier, and hope that I can impress the dentist with my responsibility and dedication! lol

My vet is lovely, but old. My second opinion vet is a woman.

I think my old farrier was well used to the female attention, and probably the dentist too. He hasn't been a dentist very long, but before that he used to build sandschools. Hot guy. :lol:
 
#11 ·
My new farrier isn't just awesome at taking care of the Frog. He is pretty freaking hot also. Enough so that I considered taking pictures to share with friends...LOL

Imagine my surprise! The last farrier I had was not very attractive. At. All. I had talked to the new guy on the phone and through email for quite some time before he was to come out. When he got out of the truck, time slowed down and there was some "Air Supply" music playing in my head. Hell, his hair could have been blowing in the wind...lol I was quite the mess.

I kept him as a farrier because he did a good job, he hugged and kissed Froggy when he was done...oh...and he is hot! Did I mention that he is hot? LOL
 
#12 ·
One day, many years ago, our vet 'B' had to send out an associate vet from the practice (can't remember why) and my mother asked the new vet if B was married because she has three daughters. My mother is crafty and flirty like that, and always looking for a way to cut down expenses, and having a vet as a son-in-law would suit her plan for happiness. Alas the vet, who was a woman, said 'Yes, he is married...to me!'.

News travelled fast and B was flattered and has been awesome to us since.

But I've never had a hot vet/dentist/farrier. Damn it. Oh well, I am married. We had a hot hay guy once but I was overseas (with my husband) and my sister never seized the opportunity and it wasn't long before another woman did. I don't think he's been single since he started delivering hay for his dad:)
 
#14 ·
aha thats awsome, i would deff think you should find a way to get him into a sucluded space with you. haha.

sadly my vets a women, my farrier is easy on the eyes tho! but alas he's married and has a child! oh darn lol
 
#16 ·
My vet in Wisconsin was pretty cute. Farrier was female so that didn't count. But some of you know, I met someone on this forum who just happened to be a farrier. Well, he is very hot and even hotter when I go shoe or trim with him. Sneak a pinch in the butt every now and then. Oops, did I do that?
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