Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: Port Orchard Washington State
I'm a competing pole dancer and yes I do do the stripper thing when I'm not in competitions hanging 20 feet in the air so of course that means I'm a prostitute/hooker, my boyfriends a pimp, I do every drug in the book, I have no education so stripping is my only work option. I just wanna smack people when they say that crap.
At a couple barns I used to ride at I had no interest in showing so that meant I wasn't a true rider, I didn't know natural horsemanship, and my horses were horrible and under trained.
My dads a retired lawyer and law professor and his family has followed the same route so that means I'm money hungry, I was born with a silver spoon in my mouth, I don't understand what budgeting is
My parents are Jewish so wow...yeah not even going to go there.
Um....oh back to horses I'm 5 foot so I only ride ponies...hahahahahaha...*gasp* hahahaha
I ride english I automatically show in all groups...pssh
Not all strippers/pole dancers are hookers, druggies, or have a pimp and I graduated EARLY through a private highschool and I'm working at finding a horsemanship college. I feel bad for those girls who fit the steriotype. My guy has been with me for 4 years and could care less. He likes hearing the funny stories.
My parents made sure I ONLY shopped clearance and any extra spending money was put in a FROZEN savings account and if I wanted any money for spending I was put to work to earn it.
I have a Clydesdale..so haha..ponies
My parents are Jewish... no they nor I stay Kosher, we don't follow especially me, and no I was not born in Germany.
Just because I don't show does not mean I can't ride.
Just because I ride English doesn't mean I show.
Did I miss anything?
Jeeze people these days
OH I remembered one...not bad more funny: I have a Clydesdale so I do Renn. Fairs and dress in armor and carry a sword.
I will say I might enter in one of the mare beauty pageants this coming fair though. Just for ****s and giggles.
Oh and the nearing one: When I turn 21 in a few days I'm going to go to a bar, get smashed and ruin my life.
Sorry but I don't drink, the smell of alcohol makes me nauseated and if I go to a bar it will be for the nachos. I hear bar nachos are really good.
When life gives you lemons....chuck em at whoever is giving them to you!
I don't want lemons! I want cookies!
Last edited by drafts4ever; 09-08-2009 at 08:53 AM.