We used to live near Huston when I was little. They had lots of jokes about those Aggies. For instance:
Two Aggies got hired to paint lines on a road. The first day they did great, painted four miles. But the next day they only got two miles done and the day after that, only one mile. The next day their boss has a talk with them. "What's going on guys?" he asks. "You started off so well and now you're only getting one mile done a day!"
The Aggies reply "Well we're trying, boss, but we just keep getting further and further away from the paint can."