Originally Posted by dbarabians
Texasgal is a chicken murdering , goat chasing, transformed demon that will through you under the truck tires to satisfy her urge to slaughter an innocent creature.
She is awaiting a grand jury summons to answer questions about the death of the corageous and kind hearted Earl. May he RIP. His ghost cries or crows every night for justice which has so far been denied in this capital offense.
I got to go home and count my chickens now. Is it a full moon? If so I will be sitting up all night watching for a certain blood sucker to appear. I highly suggest each and every one of you to gaurd the hen house also. Those bunnies are like reeses pieces to a chupacabre.
What kind of wine goes with raw chicken? Shalom
Earl had to die.
Earl had to die
We need a break
Let's go out to the lake, Earl
We'll pack a lunch
And stuff you in the trunk, Earl
Well is that all right
Good, let's go for a ride