Well I had a great Saturday UNTIL the evening. Went out for a late dinner at Texas Roadhouse. Waitresses/waiters drop plates all of the time - no big deal - especially on really busy and packed Saturday nights right? So when you hear plates crash, you don't even look up anymore - just keep on visiting and eating.
Until last night -I heard the plates crash right next to me but I didn't look up - I wasn't going to make the waitress feel even more embarrassed by being a rubber necker...
First I heard the crash - then I realized that the moment of silence that usually follows was taking a little too long, then I realized CRAP they really just dumped an entire order of food on me.
Scalding hot food all in my hair and left side and all in my lap. YES - it landed on me. Two steaks, mashed potatoes, sweet taters, chicken fried steak and gravy, shrimp and various sides with french fries.
Got it all cleaned up but my clothes were soaked - we were done eating so we just left - the folks sitting around us were sympathetic but I wasn't too upset so we all laughed it off -
I've had drinks spill on me, but not an entire order for a table of four. That's a first.