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    06-01-2013, 01:24 PM
There was a whole pack of them...

So there I was hand grazing my horse and I thought "what a good day to do some sheath cleaning." So I tied my horse and ran back in to the barn to grab some cleaning supplies.
I came back out and brought him back in to the front yard to graze (I like to keep his mind busy then he forgets about what's happening down there) So I started to clean, and of coarse I heard every car that was passing and I would stop what I was doing, so they wouldn't get a wrong impression. I could only imagine what a non horsey person would think.

So after the last car passed the coast was clear so I started cleaning again (I had my back to the road) and I for some reason looked up after like 30 seconds and there was a WHOLE PACK of (peddle) bikers... there, no joke, had to be around 20 of them... I of coarse didn't hear them and I think I scared them for life. They were all staring as they peddled by. It felt like time had froze! but I guess I gave them something to talk about at the dinner table tonight
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    06-01-2013, 01:27 PM
Green Broke
Expect a knock on the door from an official of some sort in short order
    06-01-2013, 01:28 PM
Oh just what I need
    06-01-2013, 01:45 PM
Ugh, the least enjoyable chore for horse and owner. Mine is due for a cleaning, as well as BF's. I'll have a camera around when I tell him what he needs to do to him for facial expression.
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    06-01-2013, 04:25 PM
You have to share that picture!
    06-01-2013, 05:05 PM
LOL! Too funny!
    06-01-2013, 05:06 PM
It's hard to get my gelding's clean though because as soon as I pull out a hose, or anything that looks like a cleaning supply, his butt puckers and his outie becomes an innie. "YOU WANT TO DO WHAT?! WHERE?!?!"
    06-01-2013, 05:12 PM
My oldest daughter and her husband got together, due to him wanting to go through my "horsey" magazines, because he knew I had an article on cleaning a stallion's sheath. They had just met, and it took us all a good while to go through my mags, as I had so many, before we found the right one. They got to talking and he asked her out that night, they've been happily married for 15 years, and have 2 girls!!!
    06-01-2013, 05:39 PM
Green Broke
I guess I'm lucky because Henny loves having his sheath cleaned! I reach up there every once in a while to see how dirty he is. Any time I check he's filthy, so I just pick out what smegma I can while he tries to bite the wall. Yes, he loves it that much! And yes, I only do it when no one's around. I would get the weirdest looks from the other boarders LOL
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    06-01-2013, 11:14 PM
^^ Same here! I can do most everything as long as I let him eat some grass ;)

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