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post #11 of 20 Old 12-13-2012, 09:58 PM
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Those are amazing! I have one to add: "Don't worry, he won't bite. Careful! Hold your hand flat or he could bite you."

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post #12 of 20 Old 12-13-2012, 11:21 PM
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'My horse is getting shod tomorrow' (always taken for 'shot')
'We hand breed'.....that one is self explanatory!!!!!!
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post #13 of 20 Old 12-14-2012, 06:50 PM
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LMAO I love all the ones about the babies, especially the one about selling them overseas, haha.
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post #14 of 20 Old 01-05-2013, 07:30 PM
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'i have seen him with his blanket off'
'sometimes i ride her bareback'
'when it is warm enough he goes out side with nothing on'

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post #15 of 20 Old 01-05-2013, 07:32 PM
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It was impossible to get his sheath clean today - just couldn't get him to drop!
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post #16 of 20 Old 01-05-2013, 08:05 PM
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As soon as his testicles drop, they are getting cut off. *Even guys that are around horses cringe inside when they hear this, FACT.
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post #17 of 20 Old 01-06-2013, 01:12 AM
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Quick! Pull it out before he sucks it in!!
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post #18 of 20 Old 01-08-2013, 02:07 PM
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These crack me up!

My fiance's dad bought me a breastplate/martingale for Christmas, and nobody else in his family had any idea what it was. Everyone got really quiet as I held up this mess of leather and metal rings and they were like, what is it? I said "It's my new breastplate!" "A new WHAT!?"

So of course, my fiance puts it on to demonstrate how the horse wears it...everyone is still confused. My little brother goes "Well, at least you know you can use it on him!" My future mother-in-law was not amused by that comment hahaha.
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post #19 of 20 Old 01-08-2013, 03:53 PM
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post #20 of 20 Old 01-08-2013, 04:01 PM
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Bwahahahaha! Those are hilarious!

How about, "I'm going to go ride that little Arab boy tonight. He's really wild! Wanna come watch?" Pfft!
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