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post #1 of 2 Old 07-03-2013, 09:17 PM Thread Starter
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Wanted to share this..."What Owning A Horse Means"

Found this and thought it was perfect, wanted to pass it along...

What Owning a Horse Means:
When you are tense, let me teach you to relax.

When you are short sighted, let me teach you to see.

When you are short tempered, let me teach you to be patient.

When you are quick to react, let me teach you to be thoughtful.

When you are angry, let me teach you to be serene.

When you feel superior, let me teach you to be respectful.

When you are self-absorbed, let me teach you to think of greater things.

When you are arrogant, let me teach you humility.

When you are lonely, let me be your companion.

When you are tired, let me carry the load.

When you need to learn, let me teach you.

After all, I am your horse.



And now for the True StoryÖ.

When you are tense, let me teach you there are dragons in the forest and we need to leave...RIGHT NOW!

When you are short sighted, let me teach you to figure out where exactly in the 40 acres I am hiding.

When you are short tempered, let me teach you how to slog around the pasture for an hour before you can catch me.

When you are quick to react, let me teach you that herbivores kick MUCH faster that omnivores.

When you are angry, let me teach you how well I can stand on my hind feet, because I donít FEEL like cantering on my right lead today, thatís why.

When you are worried, let me entertain you with my mystery lameness, GI complaint & skin disease.

When you feel superior, let me teach you that, mostly, you are the maid service.

When you are self-absorbed, let me teach you to PAY ATTENTION. I told you about those dragons in the forest.

When you are arrogant, let me teach you what 1,200 lbs of yipee-yahoo-gotta-go horse can do when suitably inspired.

When you are lonely, let me be your companion. Letís do lunch. Breakfast & dinner sound good, too.

When you are tired, donít forget about the 600 lbs of grain that needs to be unloaded.

When you are feeling financially secure, let me teach you the meaning of ďveterinary services.Ē

When you need to learn, hang around the barn, Bud, Iíll learn ya - Author Unknown


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post #2 of 2 Old 07-03-2013, 10:13 PM
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When you have money let me eat it!
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