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    12-17-2010, 02:12 AM
  #1
Trained
Are we horse owners crazy?

The answer is YES!!
And why are we crazy? Because we:
-turn down dates to go riding
-can wear horse grime in style
-dont care when we get up muddy and bumped around
-fall off and still smile
-get up at the crack of dawn to plait up
-love our horses more than our boyfriends
-when we jog, we hold our hands as if we are holding reins
-our horses wear better rugs than our clothes
-practice our positions on exercise balls
-taste our horses feed
-clean our gelding/stallions sheath
-wear top boots and joddies in town
-have fun scooping poop
-wear our show gear to fancy dress parties
-spend all our money on our horses
And the list goes on and on, post your things that make us all crazy
     
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    12-17-2010, 02:33 AM
  #2
Trained
Heres a few more:
Only horse people:
- have our own language
-know why a thermometer has a yard of string attached to it
-dont worry about eating a sanwhich after mucking out a stall
-are banned from laundromats
-can amgically lower their voice 5 octaves to bellow at a pawing horse
-will end relationships over our hobby
-cluck to their cars to help them up hills
-will give you 20 names and reasons for that bump on your horses wither
-know more about horse nutrition than thier own
-have saddle soap stains on the carpet next to the T.V.
-have less wardrobe than their horse
     
    12-17-2010, 03:10 AM
  #3
Weanling
ahahah that's so true! I do all those things especially tasting their feed... and when I run I 'hold reins' lol
     
    12-17-2010, 03:24 AM
  #4
Trained
Oh I do that ALL the time!
     
    12-17-2010, 07:27 AM
  #5
Green Broke
That's good Pinto!! Love it! Except you forgot that you're willing to taste wormer in front of your horse to get them to take it. Lol lol :p
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    12-17-2010, 08:25 AM
  #6
Showing
Well, I'm not that crazy than. I don't fall under almost any of those descriptions...
     
    12-17-2010, 08:35 AM
  #7
Trained
LOL - cluck to their cars to help when going uphills, that's funny! I like that one.

I don't have much to add to your already made list. Most of what I tought of, are already posted.

- Cluck at your dogs to continue walking / or cluck at your children
- Practice Dressage Tests on foot, in an imaginary arena in the frontroom
- Eat our horses cookies
- Randomly fart, and say "hey, if my horse can do it, I can too" LOL, I threw that in cause I think that's halarious.
     
    12-17-2010, 09:08 AM
  #8
Banned
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Originally Posted by MIEventer    
LOL - cluck to their cars to help when going uphills, that's funny! I like that one.

I don't have much to add to your already made list. Most of what I tought of, are already posted.

- Cluck at your dogs to continue walking / or cluck at your children
- Practice Dressage Tests on foot, in an imaginary arena in the frontroom
- Eat our horses cookies
- Randomly fart, and say "hey, if my horse can do it, I can too" LOL, I threw that in cause I think that's halarious.
That farting one reminds me of a quote/fact I saw. "What I learned from a horse is that you can fart in public and not give a **** about who's around"
     
    12-17-2010, 09:11 AM
  #9
Trained
LOL, that's funny.

Whenever I am riding, there is always someone's horse - whether mine or another's - farting. Going over fences, doing grids, doing flat work, trail riding - I always say "Why can't we do that without people laughing?"

Lol

I love that qote!!!
     
    12-17-2010, 09:44 AM
  #10
Showing
Quote:
Originally Posted by MIEventer    
- Randomly fart, and say "hey, if my horse can do it, I can too" LOL, I threw that in cause I think that's halarious.
Hmmm.... That reminds me this pic:
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