I had a hamster named "Chub" once... A guinea pig named Sir, Lord Frankie the eighteenth. It's a long story.
I named a market goat "Fredifur"
A pig "Lunch Meat"
A Turkey "Diablo Jr."
A steer "Lorenzo"
A gold fish "Godric"
And once, I had a goat named "Steve" and it was a girl... Most of the names are joked between me and my best friend.
I also had a pen of three market goats named "Breakfat, Lunch and Dinner" But that's not very original.
"I was eight years old, and I've never forgotten her face when she told me about watching you ride. She told me she saw you, and your horse was dancing in the moonlight."
-- A.C. Crispin's "Sylvester"