If you were to put up a 'for sale' ad for yourself in the lines of an equine ad, what would yours say?
Mine would go along the lines of
'Chestnut mare for sale, can be tempremantal so needs an experienced handler. Can hack alone, but prefers company, can be a bit spooky. Only to be used for light work due to an old injury. A bit too good a doer so no extra feeding required. Good home more important than price.'
Oh me!....Even I wouldn't buy me! Lol