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post #101 of 191 Old 09-26-2011, 02:46 PM
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Turkey Lou Pickle-worst name ever!!!!
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post #102 of 191 Old 09-26-2011, 04:36 PM
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Teena was one and Gidget was called Beth...really now..teena(how it is spelled on her papers)and beth.
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post #103 of 191 Old 09-26-2011, 04:37 PM
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Originally Posted by mickey73 View Post
i know this is an older thread, but i was just on dreamhorse and found a horse named 'hottie boobalottie" Whyyyyyy?
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post #104 of 191 Old 09-27-2011, 05:29 PM
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I owned a standardbred whose registered name was apparently (I didn't have his papers) Hi Big Boy. Not TOO bad, but I couldn't help but imagine it in a sultry, breathy, Marilyn Monroe voice. I called him Logan.

My friend I ride with now has a horse whose registered name is Sheza Tight Fit. Ew.

I saw one on Craigslist with an even worse name, but can't remember it now. Something along the lines of Love's Interrupted Desire or something equally Ewww.

To switch gears, I knew a gal who had a horse named Fletcher. LOVED that name.
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post #105 of 191 Old 09-27-2011, 05:35 PM
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haha all these are so funny. but this past weekend at a horseshow my friends instructor played a joke on her and when he signed her up for her classes he wrote down under horse's name "Sponge Bob Grey Horse". . . . . OMG when they announced her in the ribbons we all just literally fell off our horses laughing!!!!!
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my main horse right now was named Frank after the Frankfurter's hot dogs, as in he was only gonna be worth the slaughterhousess, but they were wrronnnggggg
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post #107 of 191 Old 09-27-2011, 11:05 PM
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My horse came with the name Braillz (its not even a real word!!) Others are
Pal - the palomino
Diamond - she has a diamond on her face :/
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Speckles - the chestnut
Albert -hes really ugly i call him lumpy! lol
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post #108 of 191 Old 09-28-2011, 12:01 AM
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Originally Posted by MicKey73 View Post
I know this is an older thread, but I was just on DreamHorse and found a horse named 'Hottie Boobalottie" Whyyyyyy?
I'm so glad you revived it! Some of the names on here about made me fall out of my chair laughing.

My friend once had a QH named Peek in my Zipper (I actually love that one though) I also heard one called Unzip Me (or something along those lines) announced at the fair one year. Hehe those Zippo bred horses have all kinds of potential for slightly suggestive names.

As far as the worst... I knew a TB colt named Green Billboard. Poor guy

Oh and one more that I love. One of the horses where at my old barn was registered as Passin the Scotch barn name Scotty.
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post #109 of 191 Old 09-28-2011, 09:35 AM
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i hate that name aspecially for paints or appaloosas haha :P
EXCUSE ME?! My APHA gelding's name is Spot! Lol it used to be Leo, then his last owner changed it to Spot, and since she's a friend of mine I can't change it. Haha. His registered name is "Kentucky Clown"

How could anyone forget the name "ARRRGH"? It's a TB's name... the call to any race that horse in must be hilarious... "Here comes ARRRRGH!"

There's a horse at our barn named Rapid (Rapidly Impressive) and another named Wiggles. Let's not forget Big Mitzi and Little Mitzi. Oh, and let's not forget HERMAN!

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post #110 of 191 Old 09-28-2011, 10:03 AM
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While they may not be the worst, I absolutely love hearing the call for this race!

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