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    09-28-2011, 11:20 AM
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    09-28-2011, 11:27 AM
I appreciate the commentator really getting into the "ARRR". He could have phoned it in but he didn't!!

(Side note: It's good to be King. Awesome name! Not so sure about Blazing Buddah)
    09-28-2011, 06:17 PM
My sisters ottbs registered name is loser friendly...why is this a desirable race horse name?! Barn name is woody which is not much better but I'd never tell her that haha
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    09-28-2011, 06:22 PM
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I have not grown any fonder of Sunny's registered name, My Lady Livermore. Ew.

So, I have been working on a show name for her.
I think I'm going to go with Mademoiselle de Solei.
In a very rough French translation it means young lady of the sun. So, it fits in her reg. Name, Lady, and her barn name, Sunny.

It's a mouthful, but I like it.
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    09-28-2011, 06:45 PM
Ahahhahahahah I love the name ARRRRRRRRRRR!
    09-28-2011, 10:48 PM
Some of these are hilarious! Love the names that have some thought put into them. Not into the girlie names (Barbie, Sparkles); or the ones with no thought put into them (Blackie, Spot -sorry Equilove, Darkie, Pal, Lightning); or the ones that are rude (although Butter My Privates is awfully funny, I still would never use that name); people names.

Stupidest horse name I've heard in the last little while: Oreo -- two different horses. One is black and the other is actually black and white. Who wants to stand in the field and call "OORRR E OOO" ???

Stupidest name I almost gave a horse? Captain. But somehow it just would have fit him. Unfortuantely, we couldn't get him in the trailer to come home.
    09-29-2011, 01:28 AM
Totally thought of this thread today When I saw this gelding for sale:
6 yr old well broke, well gaited reg. TWH gelding - Rocky----"He's Rock Hard"

Sorry but any male horse with a name like "He's Rock Hard" sends me into a gutter minded giggle fit.
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    09-29-2011, 09:54 AM
^is having a gutter minded giggle fit now too, thanks for laugh Poco!
    09-29-2011, 11:42 AM
I like names like Watson, Winston, Oliver, etc. Makes them gentlemen :3 But I hate names like Jack or "human" names... "Savanna" (my old mustang mare) was pushing it. Lol
    09-29-2011, 02:45 PM
Hehehe horses with people names make for some awkward conversations. People tend to get the wrong idea whe you start a story off with "so I was riding Artie yesterday". Lol I've had to stop mid-story on more than one occasion to explain that I'm talking about a horse.
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