Some of these are hilarious! Love the names that have some thought put into them. Not into the girlie names (Barbie, Sparkles); or the ones with no thought put into them (Blackie, Spot -sorry Equilove, Darkie, Pal, Lightning); or the ones that are rude (although Butter My Privates is awfully funny, I still would never use that name); people names.
Stupidest horse name I've heard in the last little while: Oreo -- two different horses. One is black and the other is actually black and white. Who wants to stand in the field and call "OORRR E OOO" ???
Stupidest name I almost gave a horse? Captain. But somehow it just would have fit him. Unfortuantely, we couldn't get him in the trailer to come home.