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        10-12-2011, 07:34 PM
    I knew a guy who had a bay gelding called Mag. I was like, oh, right, cool name. He told me it was short for Chick Magnet. *rolls eyes*
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        10-12-2011, 07:50 PM
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    I know a guy who bought a big sorrel gelding and named him "Sorrely"
        10-12-2011, 07:51 PM
    There's a horse on CL now, registered name: 'Slippery Issue' hmmmm...
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        10-12-2011, 08:06 PM
    From working with the racehorses for years. First is their stable name and the next one after the '-' is their race name:-

    Packy - 'Bankabul'
    Dick - 'The Wild Thing'. Originally named 'Little Dick'! He was a colt.
    Ronny - 'Galaway Glow' (I named this one Blue)
    George - 'Dee Jay Hennessy'
    Silky - 'Silky Warrior' (this poor thing was a stallion!)
    Adelaide - (Won't post his actual name as he may become famous. This one is probably going to the 2012 Olympics!)
    Decoda - (A play on 'Dakota')
    To Dubawi Go - 'To-The-Bar-We-Go', sired by Dubawi
    Vain - 'Blue Star Song'
    Medulla - we called him 'Medumdum'
    Tony - 'Robbie's Way'
    Ton-Ton - 'Nitonic'. I called him Charm.
    Alcopop - (facepalm)

    The list goes on......
        10-12-2011, 10:00 PM
    A horse I found for sale a while back was named little hairy taco
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        10-13-2011, 07:33 AM
    The mare I lease is named Spiced Gold, which is beautiful on its own, but also at our stable are: Captain Morgan, Bacardi Breezer, Southern Comfort (Soco for short), Zambooka, Frangelico, and we sold Tequila.

    We also have a gelding accidentally named Medusa, and a little Freisan/ appy cross mare is registered as Totem. Her name now is Dreamcatcher.
        10-13-2011, 07:58 AM
    Originally Posted by MadamKing    
    Vain - 'Blue Star Song'
        10-13-2011, 09:07 AM
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    Whether it is the worst, or not, depends...I had a student who had a horse named "Stark Naked". It was hilarious every time we went to a show and the announcer would say over the loudspeaker.."And, the next rider is ______riding STARK NAKED!!!"

    You should have seen the reactions in the stands!! LOL!!
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        10-13-2011, 07:24 PM
    Some of the, worst names I have seen are.

    Ima Impusive Lady(we called her Ashley)
    Sherman ( registered name Zips Smokey Bandit no clue where they came up with his name)
    Bald Face(chestnut paint with bald face)
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        10-13-2011, 07:32 PM
    When I took jumping lessons one of the horses I rode was a palomino QH and his name was "Pally"!

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