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post #121 of 191 Old 10-12-2011, 07:34 PM
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I knew a guy who had a bay gelding called Mag. I was like, oh, right, cool name. He told me it was short for Chick Magnet. *rolls eyes*

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post #122 of 191 Old 10-12-2011, 07:50 PM
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I know a guy who bought a big sorrel gelding and named him "Sorrely"

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post #123 of 191 Old 10-12-2011, 07:51 PM
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There's a horse on CL now, registered name: 'Slippery Issue' hmmmm...
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post #124 of 191 Old 10-12-2011, 08:06 PM
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From working with the racehorses for years. First is their stable name and the next one after the '-' is their race name:-

Packy - 'Bankabul'
Dick - 'The Wild Thing'. Originally named 'Little Dick'! He was a colt.
Ronny - 'Galaway Glow' (I named this one Blue)
George - 'Dee Jay Hennessy'
Silky - 'Silky Warrior' (this poor thing was a stallion!)
Adelaide - (Won't post his actual name as he may become famous. This one is probably going to the 2012 Olympics!)
Decoda - (A play on 'Dakota')
To Dubawi Go - 'To-The-Bar-We-Go', sired by Dubawi
Vain - 'Blue Star Song'
Medulla - we called him 'Medumdum'
Tony - 'Robbie's Way'
Ton-Ton - 'Nitonic'. I called him Charm.
Alcopop - (facepalm)

The list goes on......

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post #125 of 191 Old 10-12-2011, 10:00 PM
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a horse i found for sale a while back was named little hairy taco
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post #126 of 191 Old 10-13-2011, 07:33 AM
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The mare I lease is named Spiced Gold, which is beautiful on its own, but also at our stable are: Captain Morgan, Bacardi Breezer, Southern Comfort (Soco for short), Zambooka, Frangelico, and we sold Tequila.

We also have a gelding accidentally named Medusa, and a little Freisan/ appy cross mare is registered as Totem. Her name now is Dreamcatcher.
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post #127 of 191 Old 10-13-2011, 07:58 AM
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Vain - 'Blue Star Song'
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post #128 of 191 Old 10-13-2011, 09:07 AM
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Whether it is the worst, or not, depends...I had a student who had a horse named "Stark Naked". It was hilarious every time we went to a show and the announcer would say over the loudspeaker.."And, the next rider is ______riding STARK NAKED!!!"

You should have seen the reactions in the stands!! LOL!!
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post #129 of 191 Old 10-13-2011, 07:24 PM
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Some of the, worst names I have seen are.

Ima Impusive Lady(we called her Ashley)
Sherman ( registered name Zips Smokey Bandit no clue where they came up with his name)
Bald Face(chestnut paint with bald face)
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post #130 of 191 Old 10-13-2011, 07:32 PM
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When i took jumping lessons one of the horses i rode was a palomino QH and his name was "Pally"!

When I can't ride anymore, I shall keep horses as long as I can hobble along with a bucket and wheelbarrow. When I can't hobble, I shall roll my wheelchair out by the fence of the field where my horses graze, and watch them!
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