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    07-03-2011, 11:30 PM
I have a friend that the first horse that was bought for her, when she got him, his name was Buzzard. Needless to say, she changed it.
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    07-03-2011, 11:58 PM
Originally Posted by ~*~anebel~*~    
One time a lady at the barn was trying to name her qh foal and put up a suggestion sheet at the barn. Her mares name was butter n smoke and the stallion was private something.. someone wrote on the sheet "butter my privates". To say the least it was not the winner!
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^^ that got me giggling! It would make my day to hear that name said over a loud speaker at a horse show!
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    07-04-2011, 12:02 AM
I hate that name aspecially for paints or appaloosas haha :P
    07-04-2011, 12:51 AM
I've heard a few:

-Snickerdoodle ~cringe~
-Bucky -(You're seriously just asking for it)
-Cartwright (I just don't know this one)
-Colt (yes his name was Colt)
-Dangler (When asked why their horse was named that their reply was "Cause he dangles" ~face palm~ ~giggle~ )
-Killer (sweetest little pony at the trail riding place I used to go to years ago)
-Pal (She was a palomino)

This one is my favorite haha:
-Cheese and Crackers(2 separate horses).........A kid in my Sophmore Chemistry class mentioned he had horses so I asked what kind. He told me. I asked their names. He started with "I swear I didn't name them my sister did." I was like "Okaaaaayyy, what are their names." "The paint is crackers, and the QH is cheese. My sister wanted cheese and crackers." I Started cracking up and asked if he was serious.......he was.
    07-04-2011, 01:03 AM
Theres a warmblood that jumpls pretty high like 130+ and its name is DE REOJO it means sideways... why I hate it so much? Well the horse was born one eye, and I feel they make fun of him and that's his registered name!.
If I get him IM SOOOchanging it lol
    07-04-2011, 01:29 AM
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Haha some of these are great.

I have also met a horse called Colt he was a gelding though I think.
I also new someone who called every horse by its colour. So appy, chestnut, bay. He would ask someone to grab the chestnut and there would be something like at least 5 chestnuts in the herd hehe.

If I can remember any more I'll add them
    07-04-2011, 07:50 AM
Green Broke
Banjo. There's a horse at my barn named Banjo. I hate the name. He was also the first horses to ever throw me off.
    07-04-2011, 08:18 AM
I had a QH a few years ago whose registered name was Lintons Hangin Judge but we called him Bobo.
    07-04-2011, 11:42 AM
Our OTTB has some real winners in the "ugly names" department in his bloodlines.

The worst are:

Mumtaz Begum

Mumtaz Mahal

WHAT is a Mumtaz??

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Other ugliness:

Flying Polly


Miss Petey


A TB not in his bloodline with an ugly name:

Mucho macho man....this one makes me cringe it is so ugly

But the UGLIEST OF THE UGLY goes to two of my boy's ancestors:


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    07-04-2011, 12:15 PM
None were minen thank goodness!

Ugly - he was. His owner always said he was well balanced, he was ugly all over.
Tater - ? Who knows what they were thinking.
Burner (as in hay burner)
Pookie - he was a nasty little pony.
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