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post #21 of 191 Old 07-04-2011, 12:22 PM
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I'm still laughing over "Butter my privates". I bet whoever came up with that gem is a pretty fun person lol :)
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post #22 of 191 Old 07-04-2011, 12:47 PM
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Originally Posted by MHFoundation Quarters View Post
I'm still laughing over "Butter my privates". I bet whoever came up with that gem is a pretty fun person lol :)
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No one ever fessed up to that one lol the owner was pretty peeved.
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My mom's Thoroughbred was named Sultan's Concubine.
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post #24 of 191 Old 07-04-2011, 02:41 PM
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This thread is hilarious..... and yes Butter my privates is too funny....

Some people have no imagination when it comes to naming horses, and some way too much LOL.

I generally hate human names for horses...drives me nuts.

I once had a boarder who named her horse Bradley....umm really! She had changed it from Gentry as she thought that was a dumb name....oh and Bradley is SO much better...wow

Also worked w a Smell my socks at the race track, as well as my Friend named her horse Brownie as it was brown *rolls eyes*
Also have known a Froggie, Beastly and Poo...

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"Daystar"....seriously, have you ever seen a star in the day? LOl
Oh and "T-bone"

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post #26 of 191 Old 07-04-2011, 06:24 PM
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Haha I don't know if these are bad but some of the names they come up with at the barn. They sometimes mae up barn names for horses when they only come with a long registered name.

Some - Apple - has a apple shaped brand
Battery - has a bouble A brand
Rat - Shortened his registered name
I don't where these names came from but a colt called Gun and a filly called Bullet. I think they are from the same owner too.

I really have to have a good look at some of the horses names this weekend there really are some bad ones lol.

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post #27 of 191 Old 07-04-2011, 10:06 PM
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I think Banjo is sorta cute.
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post #28 of 191 Old 07-04-2011, 11:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Dialed In View Post
Tiny Pink Panties :(

I think that is rather cute!

Butter my privates is hilarious!

HA! We pick on my sister's name allllll the time. She actually changed his barn name because she hated his name so much.. His registered name is River Oaks Ole Man and they called him Ole Man (at age 5) Well he is now known as Tucker..Poor guy..He has pretty nice bloodlines and that name is no where close to what is had to potential to be..

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post #29 of 191 Old 07-05-2011, 12:51 AM
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Originally Posted by Beauseant View Post
Our OTTB has some real winners in the "ugly names" department in his bloodlines.

The worst are:

Mumtaz Begum

Mumtaz Mahal

WHAT is a Mumtaz??

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...but LOOK who Mumtaz Mahal is by...The Tetrach, can't be all bad.

Mumtaz Mahal - Mumtaz Mahal - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia an Empress, the Taj Mahal in Agra was built in her memory almost 400 years ago.

Begum is a title used to address a Muslim woman of high ranking.

MumtazPronunciation([mumtɑz]; moomtaz)Meaning"the distinguished", "the best" or "excellent"OriginArabic

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post #30 of 191 Old 07-05-2011, 12:51 PM
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Medway Bypass. I guess most of you have never heard of Medway. lucky you. It is a pretty nasty area near where I live. Worst name ever.

Oh and Pooey. Poor Pooey.....

BTW I seriously found the 'butter my privates' thing hillarious!

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