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post #31 of 191 Old 07-05-2011, 01:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Lolamae View Post
...but LOOK who Mumtaz Mahal is by...The Tetrach, can't be all bad.

Mumtaz Mahal - Mumtaz Mahal - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia an Empress, the Taj Mahal in Agra was built in her memory almost 400 years ago.

Begum is a title used to address a Muslim woman of high ranking.

MumtazPronunciation([mumtɑz]; moomtaz)Meaning"the distinguished", "the best" or "excellent"OriginArabic
Cool, thanks for the info!

By the way, can I add the Tetrarch to my list of worst names?!!

What is a Tetrarch anyhow??? I'm going to go google it....it must mean something.

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post #32 of 191 Old 07-05-2011, 01:16 PM
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Hey ... in reading about the Tetrarch here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Tetrarch

It seems Mumtaz Mahal was famous in her own right. As is the Tetrarch. Ok, I won't make fun of their names anymore.
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Sprinkles! For a black Arabian gelding. And the girl who owns him wants her western show outfit to be pink and zebra.. Poor guy!
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post #34 of 191 Old 07-05-2011, 04:51 PM
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My mares registered name is breeses mishap. We just call her mishap and she totally lives up to it. I can't imagine her being named or called anything else.
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The sire and dam of a mare I used to own were Mr. Magoo and Gee Whiz, respectively. I thought that was unfortunate. The sire was a Three Bars baby and my horse's registered name was Angel's Bars, which isn't great either, but given the names of her parents, that could have gone much worse for her. Her barn name was Angie.

When I bought a three-year old, I found from his papers that the name he had come with when the lady I bought him from got him from the PMU folks (he was a PMU baby) was Rummy. Youch. She changed it to Dante.

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post #36 of 191 Old 07-05-2011, 06:34 PM
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I once rode a horse called Little B, short for Little Bugger.
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I have a gelding named Moonshine and a married couple I ride with horses' names are Whiskey and Bailey... LOL (At least my excuse is that my horse has a crescent moon shape around one eye and he was named when I got him!)

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post #38 of 191 Old 07-05-2011, 08:31 PM
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I once saw two horses (full brother and sister) The filly was "IDreamOfJeannie" (barn name Jeannie) and the colt was "IDreamOfWeenie" (barn name Weenie). The colt. Really.

I also remember an appy pony gelding called Pookie Dots. Leopard appy. Polka dots is stupid enough, but Pookie Dots?! Seriously??

I've also seen racers called "SqueezeMeForFree" and "CheckMyPackage" and "StickyFeet"

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I had a Paint mare who's registered name was Too Tuff To Butcher... I did not name her that, always hated that name.
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Originally Posted by ~*~anebel~*~ View Post
One time a lady at the barn was trying to name her qh foal and put up a suggestion sheet at the barn. Her mares name was butter n smoke and the stallion was private something.. someone wrote on the sheet "butter my privates". To say the least it was not the winner!
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