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    07-07-2011, 10:15 AM
The two worst names I have ever heard of are: Dirty Women & my stallions name was Marsh Wallow I renamed him Titan
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    07-07-2011, 10:25 AM
Green Broke
I will be honest when we first got PintoBean I hated his name, but now it has grown on me! We also called him beanie weanie which is no good lol
    07-07-2011, 11:38 AM
Green Broke
When I bought my gelding, they nicknamed him Two Socks! It just doesn't roll off the tongue very well, so I shortened his registered name to Rebel. Took about a year, but he knows his name now.
    07-07-2011, 11:46 AM
We got our mare off our friends and when they got her she had the name Tanisha... They renamed her Jesse which I personally don't think is much better but it's grown on me now:)
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    07-07-2011, 06:00 PM
I can't remember who told me this, but a woman at my barn has a mare with the registered name 'Too Tuff to Butcher.' FOR REAL!!!! My mouth dropped open when I heard it lol. She's got a barn name, but still!!!!!
    07-07-2011, 06:14 PM
Originally Posted by Ali M    
I can't remember who told me this, but a woman at my barn has a mare with the registered name 'Too Tuff to Butcher.' FOR REAL!!!! My mouth dropped open when I heard it lol. She's got a barn name, but still!!!!!

Oops! I guess I heard that name on these boards lol. I can't remember for the life of me what her barn name was though......

I still think that's the saddest name I've ever heard.
    07-07-2011, 06:41 PM
When I was a teenager a friend renamed her horse Spunky Willy
(I don't know if this translates well to American, but a Willy in England is a mans body parts).
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    07-07-2011, 07:57 PM
We had a filly in once called wet weekend poor lass
Also had a colt in for re training called in the pink
    07-07-2011, 08:00 PM
.... I love this thread! My TB mare Maisie Mouse has some ODD names ascenders

On her dad's side (her daddy is ACCLAMATION)

On Her Mum's Side (her mummy is MAUGWENNA)

(Pas de nom means no name)

I'm sure there's a few more back a little bit further in her bloodlines but I dare look :')!

There also a very nice horsey that i'd love to owner called Mister Pooh, was ridden by Niklas Lindback at Badminton horse trails this year!

There is also a horse on my yard that is called Cash, as in money because her owner thought it'd be funny... and another called ginger spice.. after the spice girls.!

I've also seen about 4 horses called ugly, a massive cob like giant called double decker bus... which is always a bit of a laugh at the shows! "Such and such ridding double decker bus!"

Um...! i've known a few bob's, a liam, and a dave....

Vodka (race horse) - gin and tonic (tb)... rum and coke (tb).... ARRRR (race horse) .... my face (tb) ... there is also a tb called Mummy, which I think it just really cute... if it wasn't a boy?

I could go on all day with tb's silly names!!
    07-07-2011, 08:06 PM
Oh and my little welshie's show name ends with "Richie" and his previous owners called him shadow... which I shortened to Shay...

Shay Richie! Which got turned to Shane Richie... :3 which got shortened to Alfie... which lucky didn't stick and it went back to Shay!

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