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post #1 of 30 Old 06-01-2012, 02:49 AM Thread Starter
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Talking Why horses are better than men...

So, I'm pretty cranky with the BF so I thought I would make a funny thread as to why horses are better than men >.< I will start it off, then you can add your comments to continue the list

Horses are never too busy to spend time with you.
If they begin to stray, you can just throw a rope around their neck.
They make great therapists.
You can lead a horse to water, but a man will insist on driving and get hopelessly lost.
Their farts are (somehow) easier to put up with.
They usually give you their best.
And if not, they will still provide you with love.

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post #2 of 30 Old 06-01-2012, 04:50 AM
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my horse is a guy.
definitely acts like one sometimes lol.

of course I can cuss him out and, he don't say nothin' xD
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post #3 of 30 Old 06-01-2012, 11:43 AM
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They don't complain when you're just not in the mood to ride that day
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post #5 of 30 Old 06-01-2012, 12:24 PM
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horses are better them woman because they are not looking to spend money the only carrots they wont is once they can eat(just Brock up with GF)

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post #6 of 30 Old 06-01-2012, 12:42 PM
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No horse has ever sneaked off to another woman's barn.

Furthermore, perfect men don't exist, but perfect horses do.

"A musician must make music, an artist must paint, a poet must write, if he is ultimately to be at peace with himself.
What a man can be, he must be.
" Abraham Maslow, 1968
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post #7 of 30 Old 06-01-2012, 12:43 PM
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Horses will wear whatever you buy them, and not complain about how "dumb and girly" it looks
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post #8 of 30 Old 06-01-2012, 01:26 PM
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Horses don't have headaches. They are always ready to be mounted. But they never complain if I ride another horse sometimes.

A horse doesn't talk.

Horses don't care if I have poop on my boots. They also don't mind if I sweat, or want me to clean up before a ride.

Horses don't expect me to remove my boots before I get in the saddle.

Horses are trainable.

If the horse gets fat, I reduce the feed.

Horses don't buy furniture, or complain if I buy another revolver. And they like their flowers to be edible.

Wait...what is this thread supposed to be about? Oh...better than MEN?

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post #9 of 30 Old 06-01-2012, 02:07 PM
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Sounds like some of you, folks, should seriously work on your BF/GF or husband/wife (depending on your gender)....

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post #10 of 30 Old 06-01-2012, 02:17 PM
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Well, I give men some creditably. They and horses share one vital thing that makes them easy for us women to use to our advantage.

They are both easily bribed by food
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