Let's see.... horses don't complain if you ask them to wear pastel ribbons in their hair, they don't complain if you decide to sing along to the radio in the barn, and they generally love anything and everything you are eating as long as you share.
They don't call you names or leave car parts all over your kitchen floor (even if they are to my 69 chevelle). They don't "forget" their socks and stink up the car with fungi boot feet. Or treat folded laundry like floor confetti when they can't find something. Or eat the cake you made special for your niece.
Although annie did break into the box I put her birthday cake in last year :) Posted via Mobile Device
They don't complain about your cooking... or cleaning skills.
They don't mind when you're running a little late.
They don't need presents, an apple or carrot is plenty.
They don't complain about all your stuff smelling like horses
And they listen quite well without being judgmental or jumping to conclusions.
*** THEY HAVE NO PARENTS THAT YOU STILL HAVE TO DEAL WITH (in-laws)