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    06-01-2012, 02:29 PM
  #11
Trained
If a horse pisses you off you can round pen his arse.

You can massage his back without having to fight him off for a follow up.

They often listen when you are speaking to them.
     
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    06-01-2012, 04:15 PM
  #12
Yearling
They don't have ex wives.

Yea, everyone can see were MY day is. Leaving work, going to the barn. Ohhhhhmmmmm
     
    06-01-2012, 08:07 PM
  #13
Showing
Horses are always honest with you.

Horses aren't afraid to express how they feel.

Horses don't mind what speed you're ready for.

Horses don't criticize you or want more than you're giving them.

Horses don't mind a cuddle now and then.

You don't have to dress to impress with horses.
     
    06-01-2012, 08:20 PM
  #14
Green Broke
I love mine both the same because they both are happy if they are fed, mounted and get a good nights sleep!
     
    06-01-2012, 08:21 PM
  #15
Green Broke
Quote:
Originally Posted by AQHSam    
They don't have ex wives.

Yea, everyone can see were MY day is. Leaving work, going to the barn. Ohhhhhmmmmm
True Dat!
     
    06-02-2012, 05:21 AM
  #16
Foal
Let's see.... horses don't complain if you ask them to wear pastel ribbons in their hair, they don't complain if you decide to sing along to the radio in the barn, and they generally love anything and everything you are eating as long as you share.
     
    06-02-2012, 01:13 PM
  #17
Yearling
They don't call you names or leave car parts all over your kitchen floor (even if they are to my 69 chevelle). They don't "forget" their socks and stink up the car with fungi boot feet. Or treat folded laundry like floor confetti when they can't find something. Or eat the cake you made special for your niece.
Although annie did break into the box I put her birthday cake in last year :)
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    06-02-2012, 02:32 PM
  #18
Green Broke
They don't complain if you're too tired to ride, or if all you want to do is lay in the hay(bed) all day.

Currently having a Lupus flare and BF isn't happy that I don't feel like doing anything. >:(
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    06-02-2012, 03:37 PM
  #19
Foal
They don't complain about your cooking... or cleaning skills.
They don't mind when you're running a little late.
They don't need presents, an apple or carrot is plenty.
They don't complain about all your stuff smelling like horses
And they listen quite well without being judgmental or jumping to conclusions.

*** THEY HAVE NO PARENTS THAT YOU STILL HAVE TO DEAL WITH (in-laws)
     
    06-02-2012, 10:03 PM
  #20
Weanling
Unless you are riding someone elses horse, in which case I would consider the owner the in law. XD

They just don't make me as angry as men do.

They won't goose me. (hopefully, although I dunno if a nip in the bum counts as a goose lol).

And I can nuzzle all I want without earning complaints of mushyness, girlyness, and taking up to much car/game/guy time because I want a nuzzle!

Oh and they totally smell better.

And they totally won't complain about what soap I buy.
     

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