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Worst Horse Names

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#1 ·
Just for fun, what are some of the worst horse name you've seen?

I knew a broodmare named Chastity once. I don't think the people who owned her knew the definition of the word chastity. Lol
 
#91 ·
Coco is the worst name I've heard along with Phoebe. I don't like people names and I know a Jade, Holly, Molly, Jake, Sam, Ted, Tony, Luke, I think it's because I know people with the same name.

Of course I don't like Spice's name but at 14 years old she knows her name, and I hate changing it. Mooney was a different name, everyone thought I was saying Looney, which was funny because she was extremely laid back.
 
#94 ·
While searching for horses I found a Rock N Roll Panties for sale. My mom bought a project horse named Peanut, he's a cute little cow horse. My step dad just loves his mares name lol, her registered name is Honors Princess. He gets picked on for it often, he signs her up as Leggs her barn name at shows. My old horse was Datlate Patty Cake "Patty" always hated it but couldn't change it.
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#99 ·
Not really a horse, but equine non the less! I used to know a draft mule who was pure white, with blue eyes. He stood 17 hands, I think. Very pretty mule, however, his name was Spook. He lived up to it too! Bat mess crazy! He was sent to 3 or 4 trainers to be broke to ride or drive(the owner didn't care which, he just wanted that mule to have a job), he sent most all of them thru the wall. The last tried a more old school approach, to no avail! He was determined to continue being a pasture puff. He got so bad about being handled that at one point, his owner made a chutte from his stall to his pasture and just let him run thru. :shock:
 
#100 ·
My Haflinger filly's name was Cowgirl when I bought her. A bit bland for my taste, but the real problem was--who looks at a Haflinger and thinks "Cowgirl?" It just didn't make sense to me. Her sister's name is E2.

But by far the worst horse name I've ever heard belonged to a lovely little palomino QH. Her registered name was Swimmin' Poo. The first time I heard it I thought they were saying "Swim in Poo," which was just... ugh.
 
#103 ·
My appaloosa gelding's registered name is "Ima Blu I'd"
I mean, it fits, he has two blue eyes, but still...

My appaloosa mare came with the barn name "Sassy"
Which fits her, but still, how boring and cliche.

I got my mini when I was six, and I named him "Caramel Star"... poor thing... all his tack is pink too.

My donkey's name is "Kenny," because the lady I bought him from named him after his mother, "Jenny," which I guess isn't so bad.
 
#106 ·
my mare rumor was born 'kris'...then she was changed to 'bitty'. i had to save her and name her something with class. so rumor it is.

her breeder is horrible with names.

his 3 year old filly, thats a aqha winning racehorse is named...free kittens. she just won a huge 118,000 purse in indiana. and her name...free kittens. gah! his reasoning? a barn cat had kittens and he saw it as free advertising. ****.

...........headdesk........
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#109 ·
All my mares have human names >.> My animals never seem to get "animal-ish" names. We also have a 'y' theme going on in the barn... Dani, Cally, Sonny, Lily...

There's a barn down the road from me that allows the kids to name the horses... worst ones they've come up with so far?

Rounder
Potluck (and I knew this horse for years before his name change)

Gah I can't think of any others they've come up with! My mom still makes fun of me because I wanted to name my first horse Tri County Champion :D
 
#110 ·
Registered name of a paint mare, Streaking Pitchfork... Her owner (my DH's friend) calls her Snort. I really don't know which is worse lol

Saw an ad for a mare whose registered name was High Maintenance. As if horses aren't already expensive enough :D

Family friend growing up had a gelding named Bucky, greatest horse for beginner riders but his name intimidated riders. He didn't buck, but he was a buckskin ;)
 
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