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    06-15-2013, 07:28 PM
The worst horse name ever has to be Blackie.
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    06-15-2013, 07:54 PM
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Originally Posted by ponyboy    
The worst horse name ever has to be Blackie.
No, that is not the worse name by a long way!
    06-15-2013, 10:17 PM
I knew someone who had a lovely dun paint named bananas. It fit horse was nuts. We have some odd ones admittedly a mare named Bert but that's after a family friend who was roberta aka bert.

I worked with a little pony named sweet and low. Great horse, gelding and a little kids horse. So, when little boys were riding him for the week he was "spike" or one week a little kid renamed him wild thing (he was a wonderful bomb proof horse).
    06-15-2013, 10:22 PM
Little Gay Bar King. I think it was a QH I saw for sale.

There was also a mare named Dry Soap.

Can you imagine hearing those announced at shows?
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    06-15-2013, 10:54 PM
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Theres a barn by me that let's kids name the horses...


... I wish I could remember some others he has.
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    06-15-2013, 11:01 PM
My old riding teacher had a horse named Gretchen. It was a POA and I felt so bad for it:)
    06-16-2013, 12:08 AM
The worse name I have ever come across was on a racehorse.
His sire was Sound Track and the dam Creepy Crawly - taking the parental names guess what the foal was called?
Although it was a ghastly name he was well named!

Think of what a sound track was/is and then a creepy crawly.
Foxhunter, I give up. Tapeworm was my best try. I don't guess I know what a sound track was called before it was a sound track? A score?

Tell us!!
    06-16-2013, 12:14 AM
Honestly, some may hate me for this...but I dislike horses that are named human names. Brooke, John etc
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    06-16-2013, 01:00 AM
Hilarious! Booger and Tapeworm are by far the worst/funniest I've heard of. Lol
    06-16-2013, 01:03 AM
Faith's previous name was Dolly....*shrugs*

I like Faith's name and all, but I kinda want to re-name her Maka...LOL.

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