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        04-09-2012, 07:49 PM
      #21
    Showing
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by kayleeloveslaneandlana    
    Oh and when your horses have better coats than you do :).
    Hahaha or even more stuff than you own! Or better hair/mane.. or they're on all those vitamins you always forget to take.
         
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        04-09-2012, 08:01 PM
      #22
    Green Broke
    I forgot...

    ...you get very, VERY worked up about horse shows/movies with wrong information. URG!
         
        04-09-2012, 08:22 PM
      #23
    Weanling
    ...When your mom yells at you to get all your horse stuff out of the living room
    ...when you go around "Cantering" and jumping what ever is in you path.
    ...When you teach your dog to jump combinations and jump courses
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        04-09-2012, 09:55 PM
      #24
    Teen Forum Moderator
    Ahahahaha, I 'jump' over the shadows as well. When I was little, I even tied a jumprope to the back of my mom's drivers seat and used them as reins to 'direct' her! XD
         
        04-09-2012, 10:00 PM
      #25
    Yearling
    ... When anybody makes any sudden movements, you put your elbow up in the air.

    I have an acutely zoned in "don't-run-me-over-you-stupid-horse" reflex. My arm has gotten my boyfriend several times when he sneaks up behind me and tries to put his arms around me. I also have used join-up to flirt with men when I was single. You push their interest a bit until you get their attention, then you just walk away... hooks them every time. XD
         
        04-09-2012, 10:48 PM
      #26
    Yearling
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    Originally Posted by oh vair oh    
    ... When anybody makes any sudden movements, you put your elbow up in the air.

    I have an acutely zoned in "don't-run-me-over-you-stupid-horse" reflex. My arm has gotten my boyfriend several times when he sneaks up behind me and tries to put his arms around me. I also have used join-up to flirt with men when I was single. You push their interest a bit until you get their attention, then you just walk away... hooks them every time. XD
    HAHAHAHAHA!!!! I did this before horses I developed it with horses. It totally works.

    You know having "soft eyes" makes the whole difference in controling the mood in a conversation. It actually is a big trick to my (what I'm told I have) great customer service. It makes people believe you care what their saying. And it keeps them guessing.

    You know how to be prepared and alert in any situation.

    You are extremely hard to scare.

    You relish a deep breath of crisp summer air.

    Hay fields look like endless fun.

    Your broke.
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        04-09-2012, 11:03 PM
      #27
    Started
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    Originally Posted by waresbear    
    Most every coat you own has horse cookies in the pockets.
    Or hay. In fact everything you own has hay on it.
         
        04-10-2012, 12:27 AM
      #28
    Foal
    LOL I've really enjoyed reading these!
    I know I'm horse crazy, because the first thought that enters my head when I'm sitting in the middle of a large audience, is to look around and think, "Oh how I pity those poor people, they don't know the joy of riding! Tsk tsk." I feel like they're blind and I'm the only one who can see color.
         
        04-10-2012, 02:00 AM
      #29
    Foal
    When you think like horses in just about every circumstance, like "o look at that plastic bag if I where riding right now my horse would have freaked out"
         
        04-10-2012, 03:32 AM
      #30
    Foal
    When you go to school and your friends are picking hay out of your hair...
         

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