So far, I have...
... complained out loud in a car, driven by someone else, "Quit stopping this thing on the forehand!"
... tried to half-halt the tractor.
... clicked my tongue at the car when pushing the gas pedal.
... called my bangs a "forelock".
... talked about people like I talk about horse behavior.
... referred to going to the dentist as "getting my teeth floated".
... tried to sit up and put my heels down while riding piggyback on someone, then push with my leg to turn.
... best of all, something funny happened at a theme park: I went out with my child siblings and some relatives to Disney, and they have a carousel ride at the Magic Kingdom. I go with them, mount up on a carousel horse, and proceed to assume a riding position and start posting with the movement. As my uncle shouts to me, "HAHAHA, you're posting?! You look like you're humping the horse!" I decide to stop posting... and do a two-point.... actually getting off when the ride is over and feeling like I just rode, so I was able to be happy for the kids the rest of the visit (I hate theme parks). You have not lived... until you have... posted and half-seat'ed... on a carousel horse... I can't sit and doing nothing when I'm mounted, plastic steed or not...