Every single coat I have is covered in hay and horse slobber.
So are every pair of boots, but with mud and manure.
My house has the essence of horse rather than anything else...
My truck has its own stash of bailing twine.
Everytime I have to explain something complex, I use it in terms of horses...
When I literally have to run to catch up to some one i'm 'jogging' or 'trotting' and I get picked at because of it.
I really love being a horse person!!