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post #31 of 239 Old 02-01-2013, 11:10 AM
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Can't forget when a friend or family member get a new truck, and you ask them how well it would haul a horse trailer.

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post #32 of 239 Old 02-01-2013, 11:18 AM
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When you tell friends/family you can't go out, you're expecting the vet, farrier, etc.

When you trudge through the pasture, not even bothering to avoid the landmines.

When you specifically get a Costco membership so you can start buying oil by the gallon for underweight horses.
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post #33 of 239 Old 02-01-2013, 03:58 PM Thread Starter
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Daily moment of mine.. sneaking onto Dover and SmartPak websites while I was supposed to be making yearbook pages in school today:) Not ashamed
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post #34 of 239 Old 02-02-2013, 12:48 PM
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When your husband tells you you have to get a pair of dancing shoes for work, and you try to convince him that field boots make perfect dancing footwear.
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post #35 of 239 Old 02-02-2013, 01:45 PM
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When you go to pay for something at the store and pull out a hoof pick and some treats instead of your wallet. (I've got a pick and treats in every coat!)

When you can do an immaculate braid job on your horse's mane, but can hardly manage to get your own hair into a decent pony tail.

When you turn down dates because you'd rather spend more time at the barn.
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post #36 of 239 Old 02-02-2013, 01:47 PM
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When your friends run to the mall and you run to the tack store... (:

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post #37 of 239 Old 02-02-2013, 03:01 PM
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When you walk in to a shop in your riding gear and people say that they can smell something awful, even though you know it's probably yourself smelling of horse manure you just think you smell normal.
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post #38 of 239 Old 02-07-2013, 07:47 PM
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This just happened....

When your husband, the cook in the family, goes to use the special apple smoked sea salt he has been saving for just the right recipe, only to find the jar 3/4 empty, having been used by the family horse person to add sodium to the horse's meals...

Well, it hadn't been used in forever, I really thought he wouldn't notice.
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post #39 of 239 Old 02-07-2013, 09:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Samstead View Post
hay in your bra is the worst!
Somehow I can manage to get hay in my bra through an undershirt, shirt, jacket, coat, and scarf. No idea how it gets there.
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post #40 of 239 Old 02-08-2013, 12:14 AM
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When your trying to stop your truck quickly, you say, "Whoa... Whoa..."

When you find hay.... in your underpants.....

When you can pass up "Garage Sale" signs, but flip a U-turn quick when you see a sign that reads "Barn Sale"

When some one calls you and says they want to go look at a horse and ask if you'd like to go, you drop everything and say, "Yes! Be right over!"
And then call right back and ask if they need to borrow your trailer....

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