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    02-12-2013, 09:02 PM
  #81
Weanling
When instead of having a family picture in your wallet you have a picture of your horse. When your riding on a four wheeler and a squirrel runs out in front of you and you say "Oh crap" thinking your horse is going spook... and then the reality hits you.
When you associate any love songs with your horse... not your husband or boyfriend When your friends start avoiding horse conversations for the life of them... When you see a fallen tree, you calculate the height and wonder if you and your horse could clear it.
     
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    02-13-2013, 01:12 AM
  #82
Weanling
When your college professor returns a paper to you with orders to re-submit it, but without the "dedication" page...

...because you dedicated it to your horse, and illustrated it with a line drawing of a person flinging manure with a pitchfork, since that is the activity when all your best thinking is done.
     
    02-13-2013, 08:07 AM
  #83
Super Moderator
When you have a 'whinny' ring-tone. Mine gets lots of comments from horses and people. Whenever I am riding a young horse, they answer it -- every time.
     
    02-13-2013, 11:00 AM
  #84
Foal
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Originally Posted by tiffanyodonnell    
When you have to remind yourself constantly while you are grooming your horse to "Quit smiling!" because the dust from brushing gets stuck to your teeth!

LOL!
Ahhh no kidding! Once when I was doing a couple hours riding around in the arena, I got off and put everything away,fed, etc. When I stopped for gas, the guy at the next pump gave me a funny look. I had to pee so when I went inside to go, I took a quick glance in the mirror and my face was covered is a weird even layer of arena dust! LOL

.....and then I did realize that I had that familiar *crunch crunch* of grit in my mouth too.......
     
    02-13-2013, 06:30 PM
  #85
Yearling
Quote:
Originally Posted by JeepnGirl    
LOL!
Ahhh no kidding! Once when I was doing a couple hours riding around in the arena, I got off and put everything away,fed, etc. When I stopped for gas, the guy at the next pump gave me a funny look. I had to pee so when I went inside to go, I took a quick glance in the mirror and my face was covered is a weird even layer of arena dust! LOL

.....and then I did realize that I had that familiar *crunch crunch* of grit in my mouth too.......
Adding to that. Do not wear chap stick when you are grooming horses!
     
    02-13-2013, 06:36 PM
  #86
Green Broke
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cherie    
When you have a 'whinny' ring-tone. Mine gets lots of comments from horses and people. Whenever I am riding a young horse, they answer it -- every time.
Oh my gosh! I want one of those!! :)
     
    02-13-2013, 06:57 PM
  #87
Green Broke
When your sweet husband comes in from a hard day at work, and you just breezed in too - he wants to tell you something cool, and while politely listening, you can only think of getting out back to the horses because you're (gasp!) 15 minutes past feed time!!!

*Your husband realises this, btw, and doesn't take offence :)
     
    02-14-2013, 06:30 PM
  #88
Weanling
When you have to quickly wash the ends of your jeans realizing they are caked in mud!
When even your horsey friends get board of listening to you go on and on about random horse facts.
When your friends call you Carole (from the saddle club) instead of your real name.
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    02-14-2013, 07:59 PM
  #89
Super Moderator
Carole,
Don't feel bad. I've lived in this town for 32 years and half of the people in town call me 'The Horse Lady'.
Cherie
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    02-15-2013, 10:32 PM
  #90
Foal
Quote:
Originally Posted by Northernstar    
Ditto!! Don't forget every single pocket, and down into the boots! Haha :)
bedding is always getting in my boots! Haha
     

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