Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: Alberta, Canada
Chip: hey Nick, how would you act in a Zombie Apocalypse?
Nick: Funny you should ask, Chip, because I just finished watching Zombieland through the window when our owner was watching it. First thing is Cardio yanno.
Nick: Yup, all the fat horses get eaten first because they're too slow. Plus they're fat and tasty!
Chip: Makes sense.
Nick: Then there's the Double Tap. When you kick the zombie horse in the head, and it has to be the head to kill em (everyone knows that!) you should STOMP him again, just to make sure. Next is seatbelts.
Chip: Gotcha. What about seatbelts?
Nick: If a zombie jumps on your back, run REAL FAST then STOP. They'll go right over your head.
Chip: Just like our owner!
Nick: yeah, but this time, hope they hit their head. Remember about the head. Kills em.
Chip: Got it. Cardio, Double Tap and Seatbelts.
Nick: And bathrooms, and clowns, and don't be a hero.
Chip: Wow, there's a LOT to learn!
Nick: No problem, we'll take one step at a time. Speaking of steps, let's got for a race around the pasture and work on our cardio!
Chip: okay! TAG you're it Zombieface!
Sometimes I wrestle with my demons. Sometimes we just snuggle.