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  • APOCOLYPSE survival, what to do with horses
  • Horse for zombie apocalypse

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    10-20-2011, 10:47 PM
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Foal
Wink Zombie Apocolypse and Horses

This is a completely silly question but I'm looking for serious answers (if possible). How do you think horses would react in a zombie apocolypse?

I'm just saying, I think we should all prepare...
     
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    10-20-2011, 10:53 PM
  #2
Foal
I cannot tell if this is serious or not. Anyway, I think horses would react as they would in any scary situation, they would run away.
I don't think we need to prepare for this though ;)
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    10-20-2011, 11:00 PM
  #3
Foal
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Originally Posted by newbhj    
I cannot tell if this is serious or not. Anyway, I think horses would react as they would in any scary situation, they would run away.
I don't think we need to prepare for this though ;)
So I guess the key would be to train our horses to stay calm and collected during riots- because realisticly, that would be the closest real-life senario to zombies. I'm thinking like police horse training...
     
    10-20-2011, 11:03 PM
  #4
Trained
For my Horses, the Haffys would eat their way out of any trouble, Bert would attack, Ace would stand back and watch the show, Mr G, IDK don't think he believes in Zombies
     
    10-20-2011, 11:05 PM
  #5
Foal
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Originally Posted by Golden Horse    
For my Horses, the Haffys would eat their way out of any trouble, Bert would attack, Ace would stand back and watch the show, Mr G, IDK don't think he believes in Zombies
Curious how you eat your way out of zombie apocalypse. That would be my only way to survive!
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    10-20-2011, 11:11 PM
  #6
Weanling
I just watched a bad zombie movie the other night and left the room right before the horse got eaten by the zombies (my husband informed me later because I can't watch anything to do with violence against horses even from zombies)

I'm glad I live in the sticks because if zombies show up I want to be surrounded by red necks with lots of guns. They are the only logical solution to a zombie infestation IMHO.
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    10-20-2011, 11:13 PM
  #7
Yearling
Chip: hey Nick, how would you act in a Zombie Apocalypse?

Nick: Funny you should ask, Chip, because I just finished watching Zombieland through the window when our owner was watching it. First thing is Cardio yanno.

Chip: Cardio?

Nick: Yup, all the fat horses get eaten first because they're too slow. Plus they're fat and tasty!

Chip: Makes sense.

Nick: Then there's the Double Tap. When you kick the zombie horse in the head, and it has to be the head to kill em (everyone knows that!) you should STOMP him again, just to make sure. Next is seatbelts.

Chip: Gotcha. What about seatbelts?

Nick: If a zombie jumps on your back, run REAL FAST then STOP. They'll go right over your head.

Chip: Just like our owner!

Nick: yeah, but this time, hope they hit their head. Remember about the head. Kills em.

Chip: Got it. Cardio, Double Tap and Seatbelts.

Nick: And bathrooms, and clowns, and don't be a hero.

Chip: Wow, there's a LOT to learn!

Nick: No problem, we'll take one step at a time. Speaking of steps, let's got for a race around the pasture and work on our cardio!

Chip: okay! TAG you're it Zombieface!
     
    10-21-2011, 12:44 AM
  #8
Trained
According to the Zombie Survival Guide, if you can ride, a horse is the best means of transportation during a zombie apocalypse.

Consider yourselves lucky.
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    10-21-2011, 01:07 AM
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Banned
My horse would turn - he is already half zombie as he has no brains!
     
    10-21-2011, 01:08 AM
  #10
Foal
Horses fair fine during the ZA. Didn't you see the end of 28 Days Later?

The poor horse in The Walking Dead didn't fair so well, however you could see that one coming when he rode the poor thing down the middle of the street in Atlanta, of course the horse had already lived THROUGH Z-day, only to be led into danger by that moron. Kind of like running UP the stairs when being chased.
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