That is funny that you were able to teach your dog how to pee and poop. I've enever had any luck with either of my dogs to do that. I tell them and they look at me stupid. Then they walk off elsewhere to where they want to go and do their thing.
How would you teach a three horses not to eat grass? :)
Do you smack them in the side of the head everytime they put their heads down? Since the horses are alone all day in a pasture that is bare to the bone from almost any grass (due to them eating it all) I in fact have witnessed seeing all three horses eating grass in their pasture. I see this to be an almost impossible thing to do. Hence my crazy questions to find out the truth. I personally believe that my neighbors are liars and trying to cover their butts here. So far their lying has done them well. Tomorrow is another day for them as it will be their last chance at the hearing to diclose everything or else.