Horse's breakfast is more important than people's breakfast
First thing in the morning is not going to the bathroom, it's checking on them( they're right next to the house)
Taking the 35 gallon water tub, slightly less than half full, up with teeth and dropping gets mommy's attention and brings entertainment
Shopping is in that order: horsefeed and accessories, then people stuff
If I carefully back up into mom I'll get my butt scratched, says Patino.......