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    04-22-2012, 02:29 AM
10 Facts about life with horses

1. If you have a Myspace or Facebook, it consists mostly of pictures of horses.
2. The horse that you can hardly ride will slowly tote around your 5 year old niece like a party pony.
3. Empty stalls and paddocks magically refill.
4. You will spend more money on his shoes than you ever will yours.
5. Your first vacation in 5 years will be ruined by his first episode of colic.
6. As soon as you answer that no, your horse is not a kicker, he becomes one.
7. You try to leg yield your car into the next lane.
8. Your horse will learn how to “play lame” really well.
9. You cluck at people to get them moving.
10. Your horse will poop in the wash rack the minute he is put in it.
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    04-22-2012, 02:41 AM
I am definitely guilty of 9...
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    04-22-2012, 05:23 AM
Green Broke
Never have done 9, but would like to use a cue stick on some to move. There are others that don't fit me either
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    04-23-2012, 04:47 PM
Number 10, slightly modified. Waits until the wash stall is wet to poop.
    04-23-2012, 06:49 PM
Six out of ten are true for me and my horses...
    04-23-2012, 10:55 PM
Originally Posted by wetrain17    
number 10, slightly modified. Waits until the wash stall is wet to poop.
I should add to number 10: or in the horse trailer...they tend to do that too.
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    07-22-2012, 06:02 PM
Guilty of 9.. and 10.. lol. XD
    07-25-2012, 12:03 PM
Green Broke
Guilty of 6.. and if my dogs count to.. when I walk them to stop I go WHOOAAHH. Lol
    07-25-2012, 04:37 PM
Im guilty of 9... And my horse is a notorious trailer-pooper lol
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    07-25-2012, 04:57 PM
Green Broke
Oops I mean 9 not six.. my dogs don't kick haha
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