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        11-09-2009, 10:27 PM
    10 husbands, still a virgin

    A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.

    On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."

    "What?" said the puzzled groom.

    "How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

    "Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative, he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

    Husband #2 was in software services, he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

    Husband #3 was from field services, he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

    Husband #4 was in telemarketing, even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

    Husband #5 was an engineer, he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

    Husband #6 was from finance and administration, he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

    Husband #7 was in marketing, although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.

    Husband #8 was a psychologist, all he ever did was talk about it.

    Husband #9 was a gynecologist, all he did was look at it.

    Husband #10 was a stamp collector, all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"

    "Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"

    "You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm going to get screwed!"
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        11-09-2009, 10:30 PM
        11-09-2009, 10:36 PM
    ROFLMFAO!!! OMG that is hilarious.
        11-10-2009, 04:14 PM
    Hahahaha.... very funny!
        11-10-2009, 04:30 PM
    Brilliant, I just made my partner stop playing his new game call of duty that just came out today pause it and listen to me ramble on about husbands
        11-10-2009, 04:52 PM
    Lol! Glad yall like it... I was hunting jokes and this one was just too good to not share.
        11-10-2009, 07:00 PM
    Green Broke
    I have seen it before but it is still very funny.
        11-10-2009, 07:09 PM
    ROFL!!! Good one!
        11-11-2009, 10:03 AM
    Green Broke
    Lol rotfl lmmfao hahaha that is 2 funny!!!
        11-14-2009, 10:43 AM
    Hahahaha that's fantastic!!

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