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post #1 of 16 Old 11-09-2009, 10:27 PM Thread Starter
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10 husbands, still a virgin

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.

On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."

"What?" said the puzzled groom.

"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative, he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband #2 was in software services, he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

Husband #3 was from field services, he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

Husband #4 was in telemarketing, even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

Husband #5 was an engineer, he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

Husband #6 was from finance and administration, he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

Husband #7 was in marketing, although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.

Husband #8 was a psychologist, all he ever did was talk about it.

Husband #9 was a gynecologist, all he did was look at it.

Husband #10 was a stamp collector, all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"

"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"

"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm going to get screwed!"

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post #2 of 16 Old 11-09-2009, 10:30 PM
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Hahah!

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ROFLMFAO!!! OMG that is hilarious.

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post #4 of 16 Old 11-10-2009, 04:14 PM
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Hahahaha.... very funny!

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post #5 of 16 Old 11-10-2009, 04:30 PM
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brilliant, I just made my partner stop playing his new game call of duty that just came out today pause it and listen to me ramble on about husbands
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post #6 of 16 Old 11-10-2009, 04:52 PM Thread Starter
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Lol! Glad yall like it... I was hunting jokes and this one was just too good to not share.

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post #7 of 16 Old 11-10-2009, 07:00 PM
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I have seen it before but it is still very funny.

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post #8 of 16 Old 11-10-2009, 07:09 PM
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ROFL!!! Good one!

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post #9 of 16 Old 11-11-2009, 10:03 AM
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lol rotfl lmmfao hahaha that is 2 funny!!!

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post #10 of 16 Old 11-14-2009, 10:43 AM
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Hahahaha that's fantastic!!
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