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    02-14-2010, 01:58 AM
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Green Broke
the #2 Pencil

The #2 pencil...

The value of a Catholic education and a #2 pencil (this is too cute)!....You don't even have to be Catholic to appreciate this one.

Little Mary Margaret was not the best student inCatholic School . Usually she slept through the class.

One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping. "Tell me Mary Margaret, who created the universe?"

When Mary Margaret didn't stir, little Johnny who was her friend sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear.

"God Almighty!" shouted Mary Margaret.

The Nun said, "Very good" and continued teaching her class.

A little later the Nun asked Mary Margaret, "Who is our Lord and Savior?"

But Mary didn't stir from her slumber Once again, Johnny came to her rescue and stuck Mary Margaret in the butt.

"Jesus Christ!!!" shouted Mary Margaret and the Nun once again said,"Very good," and Mary Margaret fell back asleep.

The Nun asked her a third question..."What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?"

Again, Johnny came to the rescue.

This time Mary Margaret jumped up and shouted, "If you stick that **** thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!"

The nun fainted.

     
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    02-17-2010, 06:32 PM
  #2
Weanling
O that's to good lol O just cracked up laughing
     
    02-26-2010, 07:57 AM
  #3
Green Broke
Haha that is good
     
    02-26-2010, 09:00 AM
  #4
Green Broke
Nuns can't take a joke. LOL
     
    03-19-2010, 08:49 PM
  #5
Banned
Omg I was cracking up!
     
    03-25-2010, 06:58 PM
  #6
Super Moderator
That made me laugh so hard .
     
    03-25-2010, 07:46 PM
  #7
Foal
Haha. :)
That's great stuff.
     
    01-22-2011, 08:48 PM
  #8
Green Broke
Omg hilarious
     
    01-22-2011, 09:06 PM
  #9
Trained
HAHAHAHAHA!! Love it.
     
    01-29-2011, 02:54 PM
  #10
Green Broke
Where did you get that one
     

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