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    06-02-2008, 06:56 PM
  #1
Foal
21 reasons to date a horse back rider

21 REASONS TO DATE A HORSE BACK RIDER...
1) We have 4 speeds and many positions
2) We wear tight pants and tall boots
3) We love getting dirty
4) We know how to ride our mounts
5)We perform well with animals
6) We like to be in control
7) We’ll ride it for hours
8) We know how to handle a big girth
9) We get off easy
10) We're always on top
11) We like it rough
12) We have our legs spread all day long
13) We love using whips
14) Straddling is our natural position
15) We don't mind being bucked around
16) Event riders do it for three days
17) We can ride standing or sitting
18) We wear leather chaps everyday
19) We think the fast ones are the most fun
20) We're used to having hands between our legs
21) If we fall off we get back on and ride harder
P.S. Have you seen the posting trot???!!!
     
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    06-02-2008, 07:17 PM
  #2
Weanling
Omg...that hilarious!!! Im emailing it to my friend. She always talks like this
     
    06-02-2008, 10:28 PM
  #3
Showing
LOL I've seen that before, ahaha sooooo true.
     
    07-17-2008, 06:05 PM
  #4
Yearling
AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

ROFLMAO

That is soo true
     
    07-17-2008, 06:25 PM
  #5
Green Broke
LMAO!!!
     
    07-17-2008, 07:56 PM
  #6
Yearling
22) we reward our mounts for a good ride
23) we train our mounts to do new things
     
    07-17-2008, 08:11 PM
  #7
Green Broke
HAHAHAHHAHA ^
     
    08-07-2008, 11:53 AM
  #8
Chat Moderator
That is good HAHAHAHA
     
    08-14-2008, 01:32 AM
  #9
Foal
OMG! And people say that us guys are bad!

I had nop idea what I was getting into!
     
    08-14-2008, 02:36 PM
  #10
Yearling
^^^ always expect the unexpected

MUAH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
     

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