21 reasons to date a horse back rider

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21 reasons to date a horse back rider

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    06-02-2008, 06:56 PM
21 reasons to date a horse back rider

1) We have 4 speeds and many positions
2) We wear tight pants and tall boots
3) We love getting dirty
4) We know how to ride our mounts
5)We perform well with animals
6) We like to be in control
7) We’ll ride it for hours
8) We know how to handle a big girth
9) We get off easy
10) We're always on top
11) We like it rough
12) We have our legs spread all day long
13) We love using whips
14) Straddling is our natural position
15) We don't mind being bucked around
16) Event riders do it for three days
17) We can ride standing or sitting
18) We wear leather chaps everyday
19) We think the fast ones are the most fun
20) We're used to having hands between our legs
21) If we fall off we get back on and ride harder
P.S. Have you seen the posting trot???!!!
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    06-02-2008, 07:17 PM
Omg...that hilarious!!! Im emailing it to my friend. She always talks like this
    06-02-2008, 10:28 PM
LOL I've seen that before, ahaha sooooo true.
    07-17-2008, 06:05 PM


That is soo true
    07-17-2008, 06:25 PM
Green Broke
    07-17-2008, 07:56 PM
22) we reward our mounts for a good ride
23) we train our mounts to do new things
    07-17-2008, 08:11 PM
Green Broke
    08-07-2008, 11:53 AM
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That is good HAHAHAHA
    08-14-2008, 01:32 AM
OMG! And people say that us guys are bad!

I had nop idea what I was getting into!
    08-14-2008, 02:36 PM
^^^ always expect the unexpected


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