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        02-27-2014, 08:27 PM
    I have some good arizona ones XD

    1.Hunting camels is prohibited.

    2.Any misdemeanor committed while wearing a red mask is considered a felony.

    3.Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs.

    4.It is illegal to manufacture imitation cocaine.

    5.When being attacked by a criminal or burglar, you may only protect yourself with the same weapon that the other person posseses.

    6.If you bother the cottontails or bullfrogs, you will be fined.

    7.No more than six girls may live in any house.

    8.A decree declares that anyone caught stealing soap must wash himself with it until it is all used up. (wow...)

    9.No one is permitted to ride their horse up the stairs of the county court house.

    10.It is illegal for men and women over the age of 18 to have less than one missing tooth visible when smiling. (well I know a few people going to jail...)

    11.There is a possible 25 years in prison for cutting down a cactus.

    12.A class 2 misdemeanor occurs if one places a mark upon a flag which is “likely to provoke physical retaliation”.

    And this one is courtesy of Tucson
    13.Women may not wear pants.
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        02-27-2014, 09:12 PM
    Green Broke
    ^Yikes xD

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