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    12-21-2009, 01:43 PM
Green Broke
Talking 333 ways to get kicked out of Wal Mart

I couldn't decide whether this was a game or just something funny, but then I realized that it was more funny than anything else so here we go. I'm going to start on number 1, and the next poster should put number 2, and so on and so forth. And if you have personal experience with any of these tell us about them. So here we go....

1. Take someone's shopping cart and switch the items with stuff from the person next to them's cart.
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    12-21-2009, 01:56 PM
Green Broke
2. Fill two carts full of stuff, get to the cash register and tell them you forgot your card and can't pay. Then you just leave.
    12-21-2009, 02:24 PM
Some things my friends and I have actually done and been kicked out of three differant walmarts for....
3. In the automotive department hide in the tool boxes for trucks and jump out at people.
4. Have pillow fights with the giant bins of pillows.
5. Ride the electric cars for little kids around.
6. Race the tricycles around the camping department.
7. Have ninja-samurai sword fights with the foam weapons in the toy department.
8. You and your friend pretend to be an arguing couple and make a huge scene.(this one works best if your other friends are hiding and watching from somewhere else as to not make you laugh. Make it seem real.)
9. Go with your friends from choir, dressed up in rennaissance garb and sing choral songs as loud as you can.(this was so much fun. I worked at a rennaissance faire this summer with some of my friends and after work we would go to walmart or the gas station in our work clothes.)
And somethings we haven't done outselves, but would work.
10. Bike jousting with foam swords.
11. Bring ten or so people with you and start a conga line through the store. See if anyone will join you.
I can't think of anything else right now, but I will add more if I do.(FYI. We never cause any damage to merchendise or bother people to a dangerous level. Please keep that in mind if you decide to try any of these. AND!: A camera/video camera is ALWAYS a good idea! ;))
    12-21-2009, 08:41 PM
Green Broke
So wait, when you get kicked out out, do they escort you out AND take your picture or do they just tell you to leave?
    12-21-2009, 08:53 PM
12. Walk out of the bathroom with your pants around your ankles and yell for some toilet paper.

(Hubby's idea)
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    12-21-2009, 08:54 PM
First, if you aren't being too bad they will assign a person to follow you around. If you continue to be bad they will ask you to leave. That is only if you are being disruptive, like we were. If you are being destructive though they will probably take more drastic measures. But I haven't gotten my picture taken as of yet.
    12-21-2009, 09:57 PM
My brother and his friends once bought those stick horses, like, the horse heads on sticks and foam swords and went to walmart and joused with them.

It was funny because my brother and his friends are all "metal heads" with long hair, ripped clothes and studded jean jackets lol

My brother also got kicked out for stealing a carseat cover LOL
    12-21-2009, 09:59 PM
Green Broke
Creating a fort out of the pillows. Now I know what I'm doing next weekend...
    12-30-2009, 08:30 PM
Hide in the clothes rack and everytime someone looks at them go "pick me, pick me". Please note I take no responsibility for this causing heart attacks,lol.
    12-30-2009, 10:57 PM
Green Broke
Trail tomato juice drops on the floor behind random women.

I have never done this, lol!

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