I have 3 reason why I got kicked out of Walmart..
1.) Take bike down from rack. Start doing BMX tricks in isles. Whilst wear spurs, and they get caught in spokes. Bike them flips over, and crashes into giant bouncy balls..
2.) Get in a physical fight with a cart pusher.. (she ran a whole 4 carts into the side of my truck) I have a temper
3.) Use their turkey calls for no reason in store, and make annoying noises with it. Then make noises look like they ain't coming from you, and blame guy next to you.