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    12-31-2009, 02:30 AM
Green Broke
HAH Sunny06!!!
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    01-04-2010, 09:51 PM
Turn all the radios in the car radio and speaker section. But make sure they're off. Then wait for someone to come up and turn them on to look at them. :)

I've been on both ends of this. Haha. I've done it and had it done.
    01-08-2010, 12:03 AM
Run around with a cape hiding behind stuff humming the James Bond theme song.
    01-08-2010, 07:20 AM
Bring a can of soda and 'accidentally' spill it in front of people the just walk away lol
    01-09-2010, 10:26 PM
Green Broke
Look at someone, totally random and say "Hey, it's been years! I've missed you!".. Go to shake their hand, and as they reach their's out.. give them a massive hug for about 10 seconds.. Then walk away like nothing happened.
    01-09-2010, 10:41 PM
Play marco polo...
    01-10-2010, 12:27 AM
I have 3 reason why I got kicked out of Walmart..

1.) Take bike down from rack. Start doing BMX tricks in isles. Whilst wear spurs, and they get caught in spokes. Bike them flips over, and crashes into giant bouncy balls..

2.) Get in a physical fight with a cart pusher.. (she ran a whole 4 carts into the side of my truck) I have a temper

3.) Use their turkey calls for no reason in store, and make annoying noises with it. Then make noises look like they ain't coming from you, and blame guy next to you.
    01-10-2010, 10:29 AM
This isnt for walmart but...
Go into lows press the help button then run away.

I was going to try this myself but I could only find one button and an employee was standing right beside it. :)
    01-20-2010, 01:11 AM
Green Broke
Haha. This reminded me of when me and my friend were kinda stalking a guy with dreadlocks in wallmart and after we got distracted by a foam sword fight we see him again. My friend gets really excited and trys to point but ends up throwing her cup of ice. An employee was right there and asked us to stay there while she got a mop (although she wasn't as nice) the second she turned her back we ran. About an hour later (yes we were still there) she see's us and like literally yells at us. Then my friend yells at her about it only being "one ****ed peice of ice". Needless to say it was a very fun trip. Wallmart cures all bordem.
    01-26-2010, 01:25 PM
Originally Posted by redneckprincess70    
12. Walk out of the bathroom with your pants around your ankles and yell for some toilet paper.

(Hubby's idea)
hahahaha oh my god that is hilarious. That's my kind of humor right there. Hahahahahahha, thanks for sharing that one!

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