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    02-05-2010, 12:50 AM
Go into the tools department grab a power drill and run up the isles screaming then run up to someone random and say OMG it's been so long and hug them and keep running around screaming then hop on a counter and take your pantoff still screaming like a mad person butt naked with a drill in ur hand
AS they take you out you say I hate your customer service..............
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    02-05-2010, 12:51 PM
Buggy race! Lol (i haven't gotten kicked out for that yet but i've gotten in trouble for it)

Make really loud rooster sounds while you follow a guy around that your friend likes (lol again haven't gotten thrown out but almost did. My friend and I were following this guy she liked and she was making really loud rooster sounds and we walked around a corner right when she did it and there were 2 walmart people right there....needless to say we took off running, went around another corner and peeked back and saw them in the hall lookin for us lol)
    02-05-2010, 01:08 PM
Extensivly test the bouncy balls, next to a crochity old man working in toys, who hates his life.

I was really going to buy one. I needed to test the bouncyness, its critical to piss off the people below you in the dorms.
    02-05-2010, 01:30 PM
True story. Has happened to me twice!! Went school shopping with the kids and spent an hour in Walmart, (torture in itself), had all our junk picked out and they made everyone leave the store because of a bomb threat. So technically we were "kicked out". And.. both times, when we went back in they had thrown everything from people's carts into one big bin to put away. We had to sift through the bin to find our stuff or go through the store all over again.
    02-06-2010, 04:33 PM

Run around yelling, "The British are coming, the British are coming!"(I have actually done everything I am about to put down.)

Say really loudly to your friend,"Omigod I forgot to take my pills this morning!!!" and start running around with a wild look and talking gibberish.

Trying on sunglasses then going to the toy department and starting a fight with those swimming noddles with your friends

Getting on a bike and riding around the store telling people your hiding from the cops so please don't make a scene.

Hiding in those clothes racks and then when people pull back the clothes and see you...wicked fun!!!
    02-06-2010, 04:41 PM

Originally Posted by tempest    
So wait, when you get kicked out out, do they escort you out AND take your picture or do they just tell you to leave?
If your a repeat offender like me(lol that sounds so funny) the employees will like watch me. And if I get this certain look in my eyes...the manager will have a talk with me. I think they have my picture on a board somehwhere that says"this girl is trouble" lol. Most of the time they just ask me to leave.

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