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35 things you can only say in a barn/stable

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    08-11-2012, 04:19 PM
  #31
Green Broke
^^^^:rof l: good job!
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    08-15-2012, 12:34 AM
  #32
Weanling
"Smack him if he refuses" lmfao
     
    08-15-2012, 02:02 AM
  #33
Foal
A couple more if I may

"Slap him if he tries that again"
"Just stick it in there"
"You need more flex from him"
"Tuck your butt under you make it easier for him to do what you want"
"Move so I can get a better look at his butt"

Love this though definitely going to have to show this to the rodeo girls!
     
    08-23-2012, 01:03 PM
  #34
Weanling
I had to give my horse a shot so I was talking to the vet on the phone and said 'so I just rub him on the butt and stick it in before he notices?' the looks I got from the people around me was priceless.
     
    01-02-2013, 12:29 AM
  #35
Weanling
*REVIVE* (Hoping this is okay.)

-You can see my panties, can't you?
-Where's my whip?
-I usually just wear tight pants and leather boots.
-You're choking his face! Loosen up a bit.
-The small ones are cute.
-The big ones are cute, too.
-He is a stud.
-He's hot today.
-Let your hips tip; your butt is smacking him.
-Ease him up to speed. Try to keep his frame.
-Get his head down!
-Clean up after him, will you?
-Have fun riding today!
-Don't ride him too much. He'll get sore.
     
    01-09-2013, 05:22 PM
  #36
Foal
I love when we're talking about horses at school and we're like "OMG I love riding Dexter!" and this guy is just like "....."
     
    01-09-2013, 11:55 PM
  #37
Weanling
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Originally Posted by mgsavannah1315    
I love when we're talking about horses at school and we're like "OMG I love riding Dexter!" and this guy is just like "....."
Haha! I was talking about some things on this thread, and my friends gave me the 0.o looks.
     
    02-28-2013, 11:28 PM
  #38
Weanling
XD definitely made me laugh!
     
    03-01-2013, 07:18 PM
  #39
Showing
I'm still laughing and I read it 5 min. Ago.
     
    03-01-2013, 09:27 PM
  #40
Yearling
Hilarious! : D
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