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post #31 of 44 Old 08-11-2012, 03:19 PM
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^^^^:rof l: good job!
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post #32 of 44 Old 08-14-2012, 11:34 PM
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"Smack him if he refuses" lmfao
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post #33 of 44 Old 08-15-2012, 01:02 AM
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a couple more if I may

"Slap him if he tries that again"
"Just stick it in there"
"You need more flex from him"
"Tuck your butt under you make it easier for him to do what you want"
"Move so I can get a better look at his butt"

Love this though definitely going to have to show this to the rodeo girls!

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post #34 of 44 Old 08-23-2012, 12:03 PM
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I had to give my horse a shot so I was talking to the vet on the phone and said 'so I just rub him on the butt and stick it in before he notices?' the looks I got from the people around me was priceless.

Show me a horseman who hasn't fallen and I'll show you a man who has never truly ridden.

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post #35 of 44 Old 01-01-2013, 11:29 PM
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*REVIVE* (Hoping this is okay.)

-You can see my panties, can't you?
-Where's my whip?
-I usually just wear tight pants and leather boots.
-You're choking his face! Loosen up a bit.
-The small ones are cute.
-The big ones are cute, too.
-He is a stud.
-He's hot today.
-Let your hips tip; your butt is smacking him.
-Ease him up to speed. Try to keep his frame.
-Get his head down!
-Clean up after him, will you?
-Have fun riding today!
-Don't ride him too much. He'll get sore.
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post #36 of 44 Old 01-09-2013, 04:22 PM
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I love when we're talking about horses at school and we're like "OMG I love riding Dexter!" and this guy is just like "....."
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post #37 of 44 Old 01-09-2013, 10:55 PM
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Originally Posted by mgsavannah1315 View Post
I love when we're talking about horses at school and we're like "OMG I love riding Dexter!" and this guy is just like "....."
Haha! I was talking about some things on this thread, and my friends gave me the 0.o looks.
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post #38 of 44 Old 02-28-2013, 10:28 PM
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XD definitely made me laugh!
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post #39 of 44 Old 03-01-2013, 06:18 PM
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I'm still laughing and I read it 5 min. ago.
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post #40 of 44 Old 03-01-2013, 08:27 PM
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Hilarious! : D
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