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    04-01-2012, 12:02 AM
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Add your PICK UP lines!

I love love love hearing all the different pick up lines so feel free to share yours!
Here are some I know:
Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I need to walk past you again?
If you were a booger, I'd pick you first!
Do you have a sunburn or are you always this hot?
Yo soy pirata, y quiero tu booty (I'm a pirate and I want your booty)
The word of the day is legs, lets go back to my place and spread the word.
If we went back to my place, you'd be McDonalds and I'd be Burger King because I'd be having it my way and you'd be loving it.

Now its your turn!
     
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    04-01-2012, 12:11 AM
  #2
Foal
Nice car..... can I play with your stick??


................ and now i'm married to him hahaha
     
    04-01-2012, 12:29 AM
  #3
Green Broke
Ok ok ok since I have retired the best one ever, I will go ahead and let it out so others can't benifit,
Step one go to the really rich section of town, find an ATM make a withdrawel, find the nearby trashcan and grap a big wad of atm receipts. Take them home sort through them and save the ones with 100k plus balances. Put a few in your pocket, when you meet a girl pat your pockets and look around for something to write on then nonchalantly pull the wadded receipt out of your pocket. "Here let me give you my number" and right it on the back. Guaranteed she will look at the other side, and guaranteed she will call.
     
    04-01-2012, 12:37 AM
  #4
Foal
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Originally Posted by Joe4d    
ok ok ok since I have retired the best one ever, I will go ahead and let it out so others can't benifit,
Step one go to the really rich section of town, find an ATM make a withdrawel, find the nearby trashcan and grap a big wad of atm receipts. Take them home sort through them and save the ones with 100k plus balances. Put a few in your pocket, when you meet a girl pat your pockets and look around for something to write on then nonchalantly pull the wadded receipt out of your pocket. "Here let me give you my number" and right it on the back. Guaranteed she will look at the other side, and guaranteed she will call.
Yup that ones a sure fire one! Heres one I thought of but never got a chance to try.

Step 1. Stand in front of girl. Show different head shots.
Step2. Wait about 10 seconds then say "well?" She says "well what?"
You say "studies say a girl will know in the first 10 seconds if she is going to sleep with you or not"
     
    04-01-2012, 12:40 AM
  #5
Green Broke
How do you like your eggs? Scrambled or fertilized?


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    04-01-2012, 01:07 AM
  #6
Weanling
People call me -insert name here- but you can call me later...
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in...
Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

And for those Star Wars fans:
Honey, you've been looking for love in Alderaan places!
Why don't we head back to my bedroom, peel back my Star Wars sheets and I can show you what a real Jedi does with his lightsaber.

;)
     
    04-01-2012, 01:19 AM
  #7
Green Broke
Me: "Hey you look like my first (or other number) boyfriend."
Boy: "Do I? How many have you had?"
Me: "None (or insert number before the number mentioned above) so far."

Or...

"Does this smell like chloroform (holds cloth under the persons nose)?"
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    04-01-2012, 01:23 AM
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Green Broke
Quote:
Originally Posted by tempest    
"Does this smell like chloroform (holds cloth under the persons nose)?"

Bahahahahaha!
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    04-01-2012, 08:53 AM
  #9
Banned
"I'm not usually this tall, it's just that I'm sitting on my wallet"

"May I buy you............a small island in the Bahamas?"
     
    04-01-2012, 09:01 AM
  #10
Trained
Do you have a mirror in your pocket?
Because I can see myself in them...
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