Add your PICK UP lines! - Page 3
 
 

       The Horse Forum > Life Beyond Horses > Jokes and Funnies

Add your PICK UP lines!

This is a discussion on Add your PICK UP lines! within the Jokes and Funnies forums, part of the Life Beyond Horses category
  • Pick up lines for bestfriends
  • Horse pick up lines

Like Tree127Likes

 
LinkBack Thread Tools
    04-09-2012, 07:14 PM
  #21
Yearling
LOL my best friend's favorite is:
Nice legs, what time they open??
     
Sponsored Links
Advertisement
 
    04-10-2012, 03:26 AM
  #22
Started
"You'll do"

"Your like a spanner, everytime I see you my nuts tighten" - found that on a poster one day. I couldnt say that though, considering I'm a female and all.
Icrazyaboutu likes this.
     
    04-10-2012, 06:02 PM
  #23
Started
That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
Have you heard of Platform 9 and 3/4? Well, I can think of something else with the exact same measurements
     
    04-10-2012, 06:15 PM
  #24
Weanling
Quote:
Originally Posted by COWCHICK77    
I grew up next to the rez and I had some guy Indian friends..this was one of their favorites-

Do you have any Indian in you?
(girl replies "no")
Well do want some?
Do you have a little Indian in you?
(girl replies 'no')
Well do ya want some?
(girl replies 'NO!')
WAIT! I worded that wrong......

'Lil Indian fail.
Icrazyaboutu likes this.
     
    04-11-2012, 07:52 PM
  #25
Yearling
Not sure if these have already been said. My friends and I made a list of our fav pick up lines ever once, and these are the best of those.

How much does a polar bear weigh?..... Enough to break the ice!!.. Hi I'm...

Life without you would be like a broken pencil... Worthless.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, Id put you and I together.

Sorry, but you owe me a drink... (Why?) Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.

Are you a parking ticket, because you've got FINE written all over you!

Are you Jamaican? Because Jamaican me crazy!

Well, here I am... What were your other two wishes?

You look like my third wife. [how many time have you been married?] Twice.
Icrazyaboutu likes this.
     
    04-12-2012, 11:41 AM
  #26
Green Broke
Are your parents ******ed? 'Cause you sure are special!
Icrazyaboutu likes this.
     
    06-11-2012, 06:19 PM
  #27
Foal
Did you wash your pants with Windex because I can see myself in them!
     
    06-11-2012, 07:36 PM
  #28
Green Broke
I lost my Teddy bear... will you sleep with me instead??
     
    06-11-2012, 07:50 PM
  #29
Green Broke
Lol I actually had someone say this to me last summer..

Guy and I are standing next to each other in a wood shop surrounded by other people.. Guy is holding a piece of wood that has the word "Mom" written on it and hands it to me..

Guy: here you go!
Me: Um, thanks..What's this for?
Guy: Well I'm a time traveler and our future son told me to give it to you.
     
    06-11-2012, 10:06 PM
  #30
Weanling
Wow. The things guys come up with.

One my friend's boyfriend told her.
"Do you have a cell phone I can borrow?"
Why?
"I need to call God and let him know one of his angels is missing."
     

Thread Tools

Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
TB Lines MysterySparrow Horse Breeding 2 10-20-2011 11:06 PM
TB Lines nicole25 Horse Colors and Genetics 22 09-16-2011 09:07 PM
Anyone know about these lines? Xela Horse Talk 4 04-01-2011 02:44 PM
What do you think of his lines? darkpaloma Horse Breeding 3 11-27-2010 04:47 PM



All times are GMT -4. The time now is 12:23 AM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.5
Copyright ©2000 - 2014, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Search Engine Friendly URLs by vBSEO 3.6.0