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post #21 of 46 Old 04-09-2012, 07:14 PM
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LOL my best friend's favorite is:
Nice legs, what time they open??

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post #22 of 46 Old 04-10-2012, 03:26 AM
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"You'll do"

"Your like a spanner, everytime I see you my nuts tighten" - found that on a poster one day. I couldnt say that though, considering I'm a female and all.
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post #23 of 46 Old 04-10-2012, 06:02 PM
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That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
Have you heard of Platform 9 and 3/4? Well, I can think of something else with the exact same measurements
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post #24 of 46 Old 04-10-2012, 06:15 PM
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Originally Posted by COWCHICK77 View Post
I grew up next to the rez and I had some guy Indian friends..this was one of their favorites-

Do you have any Indian in you?
(girl replies "no")
Well do want some?
Do you have a little Indian in you?
(girl replies 'no')
Well do ya want some?
(girl replies 'NO!')
WAIT! I worded that wrong......

'Lil Indian fail.
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post #25 of 46 Old 04-11-2012, 07:52 PM
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Not sure if these have already been said. My friends and I made a list of our fav pick up lines ever once, and these are the best of those.

How much does a polar bear weigh?..... Enough to break the ice!!.. Hi I'm...

Life without you would be like a broken pencil... Worthless.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, Id put U and I together.

Sorry, but you owe me a drink... (Why?) Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.

Are you a parking ticket, because you've got FINE written all over you!

Are you Jamaican? Because Jamaican me crazy!

Well, here I am... What were your other two wishes?

You look like my third wife. [how many time have you been married?] Twice.
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Baby you light up my world like nobody else.
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post #26 of 46 Old 04-12-2012, 11:41 AM
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Are your parents ******ed? 'Cause you sure are special!
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I was a dreamer
Before you went and let me down.
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post #27 of 46 Old 06-11-2012, 06:19 PM
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Did you wash your pants with Windex because I can see myself in them!
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post #28 of 46 Old 06-11-2012, 07:36 PM
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i lost my Teddy bear... will you sleep with me instead??

Baby, Sparta, Carmen, Henry, Hooch, Mercedes, Butterscotch
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post #29 of 46 Old 06-11-2012, 07:50 PM
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lol I actually had someone say this to me last summer..

Guy and I are standing next to each other in a wood shop surrounded by other people.. Guy is holding a piece of wood that has the word "Mom" written on it and hands it to me..

Guy: here you go!
Me: Um, thanks..What's this for?
Guy: Well I'm a time traveler and our future son told me to give it to you.

I am Sparkly Meanie Doodie Head and I approve this message!
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post #30 of 46 Old 06-11-2012, 10:06 PM
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Wow. The things guys come up with.

One my friend's boyfriend told her.
"Do you have a cell phone I can borrow?"
"I need to call God and let him know one of his angels is missing."

Pretty words are not always true and true words are not always pretty.
My treasurers do not twinkle or glitter, they neigh in the night and glow in the sun
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