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    04-09-2012, 08:14 PM
LOL my best friend's favorite is:
Nice legs, what time they open??
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    04-10-2012, 04:26 AM
"You'll do"

"Your like a spanner, everytime I see you my nuts tighten" - found that on a poster one day. I couldnt say that though, considering I'm a female and all.
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    04-10-2012, 07:02 PM
That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
Have you heard of Platform 9 and 3/4? Well, I can think of something else with the exact same measurements
    04-10-2012, 07:15 PM
Originally Posted by COWCHICK77    
I grew up next to the rez and I had some guy Indian friends..this was one of their favorites-

Do you have any Indian in you?
(girl replies "no")
Well do want some?
Do you have a little Indian in you?
(girl replies 'no')
Well do ya want some?
(girl replies 'NO!')
WAIT! I worded that wrong......

'Lil Indian fail.
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    04-11-2012, 08:52 PM
Not sure if these have already been said. My friends and I made a list of our fav pick up lines ever once, and these are the best of those.

How much does a polar bear weigh?..... Enough to break the ice!!.. Hi I'm...

Life without you would be like a broken pencil... Worthless.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, Id put you and I together.

Sorry, but you owe me a drink... (Why?) Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.

Are you a parking ticket, because you've got FINE written all over you!

Are you Jamaican? Because Jamaican me crazy!

Well, here I am... What were your other two wishes?

You look like my third wife. [how many time have you been married?] Twice.
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    04-12-2012, 12:41 PM
Green Broke
Are your parents ******ed? 'Cause you sure are special!
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    06-11-2012, 07:19 PM
Did you wash your pants with Windex because I can see myself in them!
    06-11-2012, 08:36 PM
Green Broke
I lost my Teddy bear... will you sleep with me instead??
    06-11-2012, 08:50 PM
Green Broke
Lol I actually had someone say this to me last summer..

Guy and I are standing next to each other in a wood shop surrounded by other people.. Guy is holding a piece of wood that has the word "Mom" written on it and hands it to me..

Guy: here you go!
Me: Um, thanks..What's this for?
Guy: Well I'm a time traveler and our future son told me to give it to you.
    06-11-2012, 11:06 PM
Wow. The things guys come up with.

One my friend's boyfriend told her.
"Do you have a cell phone I can borrow?"
"I need to call God and let him know one of his angels is missing."

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