Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: Fremont, California
• Horses: 0
Not sure if these have already been said. My friends and I made a list of our fav pick up lines ever once, and these are the best of those.
How much does a polar bear weigh?..... Enough to break the ice!!.. Hi I'm...
Life without you would be like a broken pencil... Worthless.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, Id put U and I together.
Sorry, but you owe me a drink... (Why?) Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
Are you a parking ticket, because you've got FINE written all over you!
Are you Jamaican? Because Jamaican me crazy!
Well, here I am... What were your other two wishes?
You look like my third wife. [how many time have you been married?] Twice.
Baby you light up my world like nobody else.