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post #31 of 46 Old 06-12-2012, 07:04 AM
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I've never used a chat up line. I find plying alcohol much easier, and just wearing them down till I get a date.
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post #32 of 46 Old 06-12-2012, 07:12 AM
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Wow. The things guys come up with.
Lmao.. yes it's quite entertaining!

Some are really vulgar though, gotta give them credit for being THAT honest lol.

"Strength is the ability to use a muscle without tension"
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post #33 of 46 Old 06-19-2012, 10:40 PM
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The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.

Did you break wind cause you're blowing me away?

I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.

I like every bone in your body especially mine.

How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?

These are so bad but so funny

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post #34 of 46 Old 06-19-2012, 10:44 PM
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Oh my god. I have an awful one. Will I get in trouble? I might. Oh my god. Here it is... Its a guys pick up line...
*if I were a squirrel, and you were a tree... Could I bust a nut in your hole?*
(am I in trouble yet?)
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post #35 of 46 Old 06-20-2012, 12:38 AM
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I can not believe people use these

I may seem small, but if you mess with my horse, I will break out a level of crazy that will make your nightmares seem like a happy place.
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Ohmygosh! I love all of these! Keep 'em coming!

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post #37 of 46 Old 06-21-2012, 07:58 PM
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This doesnt really count as a pick up line but this is how someone tricked me into holding their hand...
Guy:Wow you have big hands(holds up hand to mine)
Girl: yeah I guess I do?(goes to pull hand away)
Guy:(holds onto her hand) but you rhand sure looks smaller covered by mine!

I actually fell for that one and how I got into the relationship im in now!

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post #38 of 46 Old 06-21-2012, 11:35 PM
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That is so cute, Moei :P
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post #39 of 46 Old 06-22-2012, 09:45 AM
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Yeah! It suprised me at first but it was cute!

I love my horse -Cisco!!
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post #40 of 46 Old 06-22-2012, 03:49 PM
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oh well heres one...
You like sleeping too? Cool we should do it together sometimes.
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