Oh my god. I have an awful one. Will I get in trouble? I might. Oh my god. Here it is... Its a guys pick up line...
*if I were a squirrel, and you were a tree... Could I bust a nut in your hole?*
(am I in trouble yet?) Posted via Mobile Device
This doesnt really count as a pick up line but this is how someone tricked me into holding their hand...
Guy:Wow you have big hands(holds up hand to mine)
Girl: yeah I guess I do?(goes to pull hand away)
Guy:(holds onto her hand) but you rhand sure looks smaller covered by mine!
I actually fell for that one and how I got into the relationship im in now!