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    06-23-2012, 07:29 PM
  #41
Foal
Harry potter: "I've been whomping my willow thinking about you ;)" ...so dirty...
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    06-24-2012, 04:29 AM
  #42
Foal
A guy tried this one on my sister.
"If you held up eleven roses and stood in front of a mirror, you'd see the twelve most beautiful things in the world."
It didn't work.

"I lost my number... Can I have yours?"

"If this were a meat market, you'd be the prime rib."

"Is there an airport near by? Cause I just felt my heart take flight."

"Are you looking for a boyfriend? Well, call me when you're looking for a manfriend."


"Did it hurt?"
"Did what hurt?"
"When you fell from heaven."


"Do you (insert something dirty) with strangers?"
"No."
"Allow me to introduce myself."
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    06-25-2012, 03:40 AM
  #43
Foal
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Originally Posted by xXSerendipityXx    
If I could rearrange the alphabet, Id put you and I together.
haha One of my friends said this to someone and their response was "No need, when N and O are already together!"
     
    07-02-2012, 10:49 AM
  #44
Trained
"My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't keep it in."
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    07-18-2012, 06:15 PM
  #45
Weanling
Ok here are a few cowboy ones....

You sure make me wish I hadn't crapped my pants when that bull charged"

"Got 8 seconds?"

"Ropes, spurs, leather gloves -- Honey, even if I weren't no cowboy, we're talking a good time!"

"Honey, I need a belt buckle this large to keep from gettin' arrested in Mississippi."

"Ain't no rodeo clown in the world that could keep me off you, Darlin'."

"Here's my number, call me when you need a few bucks."

"Run if ya want, Missy, but I'll have you hog-tied quicker than you can say 'stay away from me you Skoal-chewin'freak.'"

"How'd you like to put a pinch of me between your cheek and gum?"

"Them calves of yours sure look like they could use a bit of ropin'."

"I'll be in Intensive Care later. Why don't you drop by?"

"Is that a pelvis broken in three places, or are you just happy to see me?"

"That's right, I said 'AND the horse you rode in on.'"


An Arizona cowboy walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance then causally looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks, 'Is your date running late?'
'No', he replies, 'I just got this state-of the art watch, and I was just testing it.'
The intrigued woman says, 'A state of the art watch? What's so special about it?'
The cowboy explains, 'It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically.'
The lady says, 'What's it telling you now?'
'Well, it says you're not wearing any panties'
The woman giggles and replies, 'Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!'
The cowboy smiles, taps his watch and says, '**** thing's an hour fast.'
     
    09-10-2012, 01:00 AM
  #46
Weanling
Guy: are you sick
Girl: yeah
Guy: need some petercillin


My bf said this once when I was sick I said no I'm allergic haha bc I really am allergic to penicillin

Guys :) lol
     

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