Join Date: May 2012
Location: middle of nowhere
• Horses: 0
ok here are a few cowboy ones....
You sure make me wish I hadn't crapped my pants when that bull charged"
"Got 8 seconds?"
"Ropes, spurs, leather gloves -- Honey, even if I weren't no cowboy, we're talking a good time!"
"Honey, I need a belt buckle this large to keep from gettin' arrested in Mississippi."
"Ain't no rodeo clown in the world that could keep me off you, Darlin'."
"Here's my number, call me when you need a few bucks."
"Run if ya want, Missy, but I'll have you hog-tied quicker than you can say 'stay away from me you Skoal-chewin'freak.'"
"How'd you like to put a pinch of me between your cheek and gum?"
"Them calves of yours sure look like they could use a bit of ropin'."
"I'll be in Intensive Care later. Why don't you drop by?"
"Is that a pelvis broken in three places, or are you just happy to see me?"
"That's right, I said 'AND the horse you rode in on.'"
An Arizona cowboy walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance then causally looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks, 'Is your date running late?'
'No', he replies, 'I just got this state-of the art watch, and I was just testing it.'
The intrigued woman says, 'A state of the art watch? What's so special about it?'
The cowboy explains, 'It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically.'
The lady says, 'What's it telling you now?'
'Well, it says you're not wearing any panties'
The woman giggles and replies, 'Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!'
The cowboy smiles, taps his watch and says, '**** thing's an hour fast.'
My Vet and Farrier are currently splitting my childeren's inheritance.