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    11-24-2008, 01:24 AM
  #1
Yearling
Annoying Things to do on an Elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.
     
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    11-24-2008, 04:34 AM
  #2
Yearling
Hahaha! To tell you the truth never seen nor did anything like above but it's funny imagining someone doing all this in the lift.


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    11-24-2008, 10:48 AM
  #3
Yearling
Hahahaha! :)
     
    11-25-2008, 12:16 AM
  #4
Showing
I especially like number 6 hahahahahahaha
     
    11-25-2008, 08:59 PM
  #5
Yearling
Omg that was the best one I've ever heard
     
    11-25-2008, 10:26 PM
  #6
Started
This may be weird but I can imagine Jim Carrey doing this stuff
     
    11-30-2008, 11:06 AM
  #7
Showing
Those were hilarious. Thanks for sharing!
     
    11-30-2008, 11:12 AM
  #8
Weanling
Something that is funny to do, and makes people uncomfortable, is to get on a packed elevator, and face the back wall. People wont look you in the eye, and get weirded out by you standing the 'wrong' way.
     
    12-01-2008, 12:24 AM
  #9
Weanling
LMAO!! They're good!!
     
    12-01-2008, 01:44 AM
  #10
Foal
Haha that's awesome.. another good one is pretend to be on the phone and say that the doctor said that ur cold was really contageous and pretend to sneeze lol
     

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